Who wants to touch my wang?

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Would you touch my wang?

  • I need something bigger.

    Votes: 16 17.6%

  • Hell No!

    Votes: 24 26.4%

  • I thought you had a vagina!

    Votes: 34 37.4%

  • Hell Yes!

    Votes: 17 18.7%
  • Total voters
    91
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pine

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I wish I had a wang like that. Mine only smells funny and demands constant attention......sniff........
 
eraser

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If this isn't the funniest thread i've ever read, i don't know what is. although instead if finding myself laughing with your wang, i caught myself laughing at it. *giggle* if i were you i whould never show that, *ahem* thing in public again. this kind of thing should be illegal. perves.
 
Synastren

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Non-*BUMP*

OK, I missed it.
Someone point me to the goshen heads meassurement thread, please.
And, just because I can... Oh, this isn't a BUMP.
Non-*BUMP*
 
badmaninheaven

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Green Hell.
I think my wang just died outta jealousy ,Chryst's is gettin so much attention. Oh wait , Its still covered , i didnt expose it , DAMN!!
Now!! Its alive again.:D(exposed too ;))
 
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