Who wants to touch my wang?

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Would you touch my wang?

  • I need something bigger.

    Votes: 16 17.6%
  • Hell No!

    Votes: 24 26.4%
  • I thought you had a vagina!

    Votes: 34 37.4%
  • Hell Yes!

    Votes: 17 18.7%

  • Total voters
    91
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ShinyObject

You're making me blush.
Jun 14, 2000
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Crap, my wife just walked in the room and caught me looking at your wang CHRYSt. I have a lot of explaining to do....
 

Synastren

Explodious!
Jun 22, 2001
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Umm... I'd not let anyone touch it. It looks old enough to turn into dust at a touch.
Really.
Look on the bright side: Who needs protection when you have CHRYSt's wang, eh?
 
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