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[GU]elmur_fud
I have balls of Depleted Uranium
Rats. 'Cause if you could get all three up there it would sound like a machine gun and that would be funny to put on youtube.
This forum is too impersonal!
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If you had a penis for a day.
What would you do with it?
If you had a penis for a day.
What would you do with it?
[GU]elmur_fud
I have balls of Depleted Uranium
Silly, I always have a penis. And I do absolutely nothing with it. (At least not yet anyway.)
I think you'll have to work on your attitude though[punctuation, Professor Phil?] name calling and fishing in 10 year old threads obsessively for information are not traits I would stick my neck out for. Better luck next time peavey, or you could just quit like you promised.
You e-mailed a moderator and said pretty please let me back onto BuF because you got banned like a bitch for "obsessively" waging personal crusades against everyone But you know what? Times have changed, and the thing that set you off on me was this:
Peavey said:
And it totally rocked
I mean seriously, personal issues aside--ZING!--that was masterfully written Okay but seriously--I'm sorry I pissed you off. Let's stop hating people for their career choices and I'll chill back on "checking" people.
unless they totally deserve it And, thank you for putting me in check--I was getting outta hand for a bit.
And, thank you for putting me in check--I was getting outta hand for a bit.So we're cool now
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This Space For Rent. Please Don't Disturb The Current Occupants
This penis you have.
Is it inside you right now?
This penis you have.
Is it inside you right now?
nope mm-mmm try again.
But you know what? Times have changed, and the thing that set you off on me was this:
And it totally rocked
Okay but seriously--I'm sorry I pissed you off. Let's stop hating people for their career choices and I'll chill back on "checking" people.
unless they totally deserve it
So we're cool now
If you call me pointing out that you're a terrible poster and more than likely a failure as being set off, then damn dude you got me and congratulation on "setting off" every non-terrible poster on this forum.
Maybe you can zing me some more with more nonsensical random statements after this because, I'm so mad about your posts on the internet. Ask the ircpals how angry I was on teamspeak about it, it was uncontrolled screaming and gnashing of teeth they had to temp ban me from TS for 10 minutes so I could cool off. You're so cool on the internet.
It is if you don't want your balls to explode:
[m]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1DAMTF3xf8[/m]
Hal rode to your house on a majestic white stallion, with carnations and a Hal-mark card. Answering the door in your sensual silk robe that I bought you for your 3rd BuF Day, he pleaded to hear your famous personal masterpiece, Concerto di Piccola Viola. As you proceeded to serenade him, tears of joy were shed.
"Oh prithy, Phillius, cometh back to the gates of Beyond Unreal, knock thrice, and ye shall be admitted to the realm of Off Topic. Ye shall be smitten by the presence of the drunken gnome Plumb_Drumb, who doth bear a silver platter of Truffles upon his back. Ye shall be showered in a torrent of virgin mirth and witch mucus!"
Not willing to accept an alternative fate to your reality, you gladly obliged. The knighting ceremony commenced. As you knelt down, Dotnetbeast stepped forward. Looming over you, his sweaty, strong, chocolatey, musky presence emitted sexual lightning. He drew the Official Sword of BuF, and a loud THUD bounded off of your left, then right shoulder, echoing through the vacuous valley of Peavey's Ignore List. History was made, and thou have been accepted into the BuF Royal Family. Welcome, brother.
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It's true. He ruined a perfectly good game of quacklive because his shouting was disturbing my perfect aim. But I still managed to kill funkblast at least.nope mm-mmm try again.
If you call me pointing out that you're a terrible poster and more than likely a failure as being set off, then damn dude you got me and congratulation on "setting off" every non-terrible poster on this forum.
Maybe you can zing me some more with more nonsensical random statements after this because, I'm so mad about your posts on the internet. Ask the ircpals how angry I was on teamspeak about it, it was uncontrolled screaming and gnashing of teeth they had to temp ban me from TS for 10 minutes so I could cool off. You're so cool on the internet.