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TWD

TWD

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You are correct I am a mormon in Utah. That means that distributing and looking at porn would be aginst my morals that somehow no matter how much I hate them I can't seem to break through. This also means that even going to the chat room and listening to you guys talk about the more...uhh...fun subjects can get me in a bit of trouble.
My sister is a 17 year old girl. She has friends but they are almost as crazy as she is. She claims that she can't take her cloths with here into the bathroom cuz it's too small. I reasonable argument but I don't see why she has to get dressed in the room I am.
You must realize that if any of my family members saw this post I'd be in BIG trouble.

But just to humor you I'll tell you of her latest acts. Today after getting out of the shower she realizes that all of her cloths are upstairs in the dryer. She comes up stair in a towel but becase it was on the way she decided to go eat breakfast...in a towel...with me in the room...which for me is a bad thing. perhaps I can show you a picture of her (with clothing of course) and you can decide her beauty I wouldn't know cuz I'm her brother but I'm guessing that you don't really want to see her in her entirity.
 
hal

hal

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I can't even begin to fathom your sister's exhibitionistic and ever-so-slightly incestual tendencies.:eek: What in hades is your half-naked sister doing wandering around the room in front of her brother??

...so about that webcam? ;)
 
TWD

TWD

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She doesn't walk in front of me she walkes BEHIND me. Once my friend was there and she didn't know. It was funny
*TWD looks behind him
<TWD> EWWW SICK!
<TWD's Friend> HUH?
*TWD's Friend looks behind him
<TWD> DON'T LOOK YOU IDOT
<TWD's Friend> EWW WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE
Still what do you think my sister would say if she saw this. I can assure you she wouldn't like it. Don't get my sister mad she thinks she's queen of the house if you get her mad she WILL attack you.
 
I_B_Bangin

I_B_Bangin

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TWD, this is off the subject. Didn't I read a post where you claimed to be very smart and that you were in a bunch of advanced classes? If so, why can't you spell? I takes me twice as long to read most of your posts, because I have no idea what you are trying to say. Please invest in a dikshunary!
 
TWD

TWD

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After several month I have thought up of a different idea that will make me rich hear me RICH!!!! You can take my sister out for a date (i'll just have to take a little fee for setting you two up). Of course I'm not gonna just let ANYONE date her so you have to fill out an application.
 
KliwX

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Originally posted by D-Stroya
i think you'd better edit that link dope, before any admins see it.
There are minors that visit this board...
Click to expand...

Dopey, I agree with D-stroya.

(I have no problem with the link ;) but as a vet you have to think about us n00bs. ;) )
 
TWD

TWD

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My advisors have told me to tell you that she is big busted and the guys fight over her (it's true!), but I am not allowed to give you any pictures. Supposed to keep the suspense of seeing her or something...
 
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