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Boom

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You guys are silly!!

:)

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You BASTAGES! :)


Ms Troll was drinking last night too, and by 10pm no one was about in the channel to frag with so Ms Troll got some food and went to sleep. To think I could have participated in this drunken spree of fragging and debauchery. :(

Oh wait...never mind. I got a full night's sleep and I'm NOT SUFFERING FROM A VICIOUS HANGOVER so hahahahahahahaha!

umm..yeh.

;)

you nuts.....

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Morety

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Friday night. Let's see, I have a baseball game, then am going to the bar. I've got several bottles of JD in the basement for when I get home. I do believe....

FRIDAY NIGHT IS DRUNK NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Being a product of an older generation, of higher education and more sophisticated taste, I find it appalling that you (Wank, Smallberries, Troll, etc….) would stoop to such a low degree of taste as to drink rum from a plastic bottle or that foul tasting alcoholic substitute, Jack Daniel’s. The next time you feel the need to participate in such a childish and impish behavior I would hope you would inform me kindly. I would gladly volunteer my services as chaperone for the Drunken Frag Party. Of course as your Chaperone I would have to indulge is some of the frolicking behavior, which I am sure would include an indulgance of 18-year-old bottle of Oban single malt scotch. Poured over an iced filled highball glass with just a splash of water. Come to thank of it, I’ll just go ahead and start now and wait for your invitation!

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I vow to drink every last drop of Jamacian rum in this house... as long as I can find some one to give my car keys.

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The_Inflictor

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Hello, my hard disk ahs finished defragging and many drinks ahve beeen sunk sicne then .

Drink ownz loo, so ont deny it!!

Ilove beig a pisshed. briliannt
 

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ok, right now im so messed up its hilarious

to jing, LK, and all the ppl i pleyued LMS with earlier tonite, great gammes, was nice to play with some PuFs sof once

as you can see i cant type for ****znit, i think i drank a 5ith of gin so im pretty much worthless at the moment ansd will be for a few hours do there is no way i can play UT, i think i would get xick of something.

im going o watch a movie cuz eertything is spinning

Ender

note: this is a seriosu post, im this drunk, i will post tomorow with a hangover update =)
 

Omega-Seven

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Ender, gg...close game that one time =)

consider how drunk you are, wanna rematch? =)

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I've got kind of a hangover right now, but tonight I'm back in buisness! I will (in no particular order): drink beer, have a barbeque (burned pig n stuff is great frag food, lots o nutrition) and PLAY UT WHILE BEING DRUNK! I loose points on ngStats BIGTIME but who cares?!

And I will also play Redneck Rampage! If you haven't tried it you have missed something.
You can actually be drunk in the game!!! And loose balance and puke if you drink too much!!!!! Very realistic!


/Salmoneus[Drunk] of AlcoFraggers (huh?)
 

The_Inflictor

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Yep. Sometimes alcohol has an enhancing effect on UT abilities.

One thing though, hangovers and UT DON'T mix. I've just had my lilly arse kicked from here to eternity. It felt like everybody was picking on me :(

And did I really type that $h!te last night...can't remember it!

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holy shnikes, that was a doozy of a hang over. rum from plastic bottles blow, but it was almost gone :) oh man, the highlight of my night was me finding an almost bottle of 151, and swigging the rest of it :D well, it was damn fun, and yah, i was feeling it the next morning, but it was worth it :)

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Ender

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oh hell yes Jing, Im positive we will be having some rematches in the future

as for my hangver . . . .I dont have one!!!!!!!! wooohoooo damn Im happy I drank all that water last night

ok im done

Ender

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Brilliant posts!!!! BWAhahahahaha!!! Holy ****! With people like this playing UT, I don't think I'll ever go back to Q3 forums!!!! BORING!!!

Finally, a place where beer drinkers can unite and play drunk! LOL

Here's to you fraggers! Drink that gallon of bleach for me will ya???

"Beers are like potato chips; you can't have just one" - Goughmezz
 

Omega-Seven

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drink a gallon of bleach?
no thanks, if i want to drink something that will burn all the way down, I'll drink something alcoholic. =) or was that your point?

Ender: =) I saw you PM for IP today, but i guess RA is not to your liking? I think it was RA. Maybe it was something else. Now i don't remember anymore =) But I was rather surprised with myself...I truly do not do well at 1v1 type matches (although I am getting better. I actually beat Ruffrider one Match at RA Akuma! yay me! =) [that match was 2-1; and i only won that once. Then i had to play cobra. I could swear i could hear someone laughing really hard....]

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The_Inflictor

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Nah, bleach is for pussies.

Gimme meths anytime :)

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I always run out of beer and booze before I actually need them. Can anyone tell me why? :(


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Ender

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Jing I would have played but I recently reinstalled UT and havent gotten around to reinstalling RA

rest assure i will today and be ready to die at the hands of PuF'ers

Ender
 
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