Stupid Dick Measuring Devices in Airports

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what if someone came out of the bathroom flinging their feces all over the place and everyone went cowering to the front of the plane.
Would it take a nose dive into the ocean?

do planes work that way? I don't know
 

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Not if they flung their feces back.

But they can't defend themselves unless the feces is the correct 'density', so in most cases it'll be a 1 on 1 match. Not much to cause a plane to crash.



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It's Rodney. Rrrroooood nnnneeyyyyy.
 

Mozi

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I'll be traveling tomorrow morning. Not sure if Dallas has one of these contraptions at the airport. But if they do, which is the lesser of two evils.

The TSA taking a picture of my junk or touching my junk? Either way, I may get violated by the TSA tomorrow morning. :(
 

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People never learn respect, of course. It is like the people who take it out on soldiers and not the politicians who order them.
You can see that from two sides. The other would be: It's still the soldier who follows the order and it's still the TSA screeners who touch people in places they don't want to be touched.
 

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I got a really smart thing to say. A probability of having a bomb on the aircraft is not really that big yet it still may happen. However, a probability of having 2 bombs on the same aircraft is extremely low. Conclusion - you should take a bomb to your next flight if you really want to be safe.
 

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I got a really smart thing to say. A probability of having a bomb on the aircraft is not really that big yet it still may happen. However, a probability of having 2 bombs on the same aircraft is extremely low. Conclusion - you should take a bomb to your next flight if you really want to be safe.
but the probability of there being 3 bombs on a plane is even lower than there being 2 bombs. so, to be extra safe, you should take 2 bombs
 

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but the probability of there being 3 bombs on a plane is even lower than there being 2 bombs. so, to be extra safe, you should take 2 bombs

but the probability of there being 4 bombs on a plane is even lower than there being 3 bombs. so, to be extra safe, you should take 3 bombs
 

M.A.D.X.W

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All the terrorists could hijack the same plain at the same time. All the passengers would be terrorists and also, be exploded.

If terrorists were at all thoughtful they would organize it this way.