This is like, the one joke I can remember and I always tell =) I forget who told it to me (it was back in middle school maybe. And I am in college now. Which just goes to show, all that crap they taught you in middle school isn't worth a damn=)
Once upon a time (cuz story type jokes always start with this. Or two guys enter a bar. But there is no bar.). Start over.
Once upon a time, there was a happy town and the people who lived in this town were called TRIDS. It so happened that one not so nice day, a giant moved into the hills outside of town. And every now and then, the Giant would come into town and kick down the Trids' buildings, eat a few trids, and leave.
Well, the trids didn't like this much, so they made the mayor go speak with the giant.
"Giant!" shouted the mayor, "Don't Kick down our buildings!" (oh wait, I think I remember who told me this joke, ya it was in middle school, damn. sorry.)
Well, the trids didn't like this much, so they made the mayor go speak with the giant.
"Giant!" shouted the mayor, "Don't Kick down our buildings!" But the Giant ignored the mayor, kicked the mayor, and kicked down some more buildings.
The next day, the Trids sent out a Priest (hoping the giant was Christian). The Priest Looked up at the giant and said, "My son, Please do not kick down any more of our buildings." But the Giant ignored the priest, kicked him like he did the mayor, and proceeded to kick another section of town into rubble.
The NEXT day, the trids got desparate and sent out a Rabbi (because you never know). The rabbi shook his fist at the giant and said, "Giant, Giant, Stop kicking down our buildings!" (insert an oi! if you want) But the Giant ignored the rabbi, strode past him, and kicked down more of the town.
When the giant was done kicking down buildings, the rabbi asked the giant, "Giant why did you kick down the mayor and the priest, but not me?" and the giant rumbles:
"silly RABBI KICKS are for TRIDS!"
=)
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The undisputed champion of Respawning.
-Jing|PuF|
Once upon a time (cuz story type jokes always start with this. Or two guys enter a bar. But there is no bar.). Start over.
Once upon a time, there was a happy town and the people who lived in this town were called TRIDS. It so happened that one not so nice day, a giant moved into the hills outside of town. And every now and then, the Giant would come into town and kick down the Trids' buildings, eat a few trids, and leave.
Well, the trids didn't like this much, so they made the mayor go speak with the giant.
"Giant!" shouted the mayor, "Don't Kick down our buildings!" (oh wait, I think I remember who told me this joke, ya it was in middle school, damn. sorry.)
Well, the trids didn't like this much, so they made the mayor go speak with the giant.
"Giant!" shouted the mayor, "Don't Kick down our buildings!" But the Giant ignored the mayor, kicked the mayor, and kicked down some more buildings.
The next day, the Trids sent out a Priest (hoping the giant was Christian). The Priest Looked up at the giant and said, "My son, Please do not kick down any more of our buildings." But the Giant ignored the priest, kicked him like he did the mayor, and proceeded to kick another section of town into rubble.
The NEXT day, the trids got desparate and sent out a Rabbi (because you never know). The rabbi shook his fist at the giant and said, "Giant, Giant, Stop kicking down our buildings!" (insert an oi! if you want) But the Giant ignored the rabbi, strode past him, and kicked down more of the town.
When the giant was done kicking down buildings, the rabbi asked the giant, "Giant why did you kick down the mayor and the priest, but not me?" and the giant rumbles:
"silly RABBI KICKS are for TRIDS!"
=)
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The undisputed champion of Respawning.
-Jing|PuF|
