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The Dudester

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Natch!

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Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.

Obv.
 

alien8

Run, you magnificent bastard.
Nintendo Pro Wrestling, anyone? :)

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The Dudester

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Yay! Someone actually got it!

(shakes alien8 manfully by the hand)

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Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.

Obv.
 
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The Dudester

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Metal Gear on the NES.

Aren't the Gamespy top 10s great? :)

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Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.

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The Dopefish

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How about one that isn't on the top ten (probably...I haven't looked :)).

"Hi, mom!"

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"Inside jokes are cool because if you're not on the inside you have no idea what the person is talking about."
 

The Dopefish

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ROTFLMAO! Checking out some of the other Top 10s at www.gamespy.com I found a review for the Atari game "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" under most Offensive games. Check out this excerpt from the manual, then from the writer.

From manual: <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Caution: The chainsaw is always idling, using only small amounts of gas. Revving the motor quickly drains your fuel. Therefore, be sure you are in range before you press the button. Leatherface starts the game with three tanks of gas, so conserve your fuel.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

From writer: <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Remember kids: conserve that fuel when killing people with chainsaws! There's nothing more embarrassing than running out of fuel midway through a decapitation!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Entertaining, to say the least.

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"Inside jokes are cool because if you're not on the inside you have no idea what the person is talking about."
 

The Dopefish

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The hilarity never ends. This one comes from the Villains Great for Games list, and it's Emperor Palpatine for a competitive Tetris. I only took the section that made my side hurt the most.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>"Feel your hatred!" he hisses, dropping the long 1x4 block into place and filling your screen with garbage.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't worry, I've got more coming.

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"Inside jokes are cool because if you're not on the inside you have no idea what the person is talking about."
 

The_Dudester

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On a similar theme, from great game voiceovers:
Samuel L Jackson as Pinky the Ghost in Pacman:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Does Blinky look like a *****? Then why did you eat him like a *****!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

:)

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Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.

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The Dopefish

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That was pretty funny too.

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"Inside jokes are cool because if you're not on the inside you have no idea what the person is talking about."