What does everyone here do for a living?

ex Banker
ex Rooster * 4
presently Tykeal


What will you do with our freedom? - Braveheart

I'm currently a tech support rep for an online service. Not that phone support stuff, but online support. So when I am at work I get to sit around and hover over the forums all day like a buzzard over a fresh kill.

Here in September I'll be taking the path of Mute and going to school to get my Oracle8 DBA, then who knows where I'll go from there.


[PuF]Rezz
Quasimodo's Lair
I alone hear his tortured screams!! Screamy noises!! Eeeeek!

Hey, you CAN get payed to play games, but you don't really get enough pay out of it.

They're called 'testers'.

I'm an Information Engineer who's got stuck at the moment in Management Consulting.


Bless me Lord for I have sinned.
It has been one Quarter since my last confession.
During this Quarter I have fragged more than 7,000 people.

Well, according to the latest re-org I'm an Information Analyst.

Or to put it simply, mainly coding support of a decrepit old invoicing system on VAX systems and the subsequent hassle that comes from users knowing your phone number. And the exciting prospect of writing a replacement for this system in VB, but the users will still know my number.

Also thinking it may be time to look elsewhere.

2nd year biology student. Part-time I work as an international jewl thief. The pay is quite good, and I'm not stuck behind a desk all day.


PuF: it just tastes better!

Im a professional assassin-for-hire.let me know if I can do any jobs for you guys.$$$reasonable rates$$$(price list available upon request.
Im also a celebrity pornstar on the side;maybe you heard of me;I go by the name "John Longschlong Wong"

You all seem to have wonderful careers going for you! I would be greatful for jobs like that. Wal-Mart overnight grocery stocker was all I could scrape up /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif


I've got your number!!
{PuF}XxBonesxX

Working for Wally has it's charms though. You get to censor all the CD's /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif.




Mute|PuF

I used to pump gas in NJ, too.

Seriously, when I was like 13 or something, in New Brunswick. Got held up twice, and worked with a Turkisk emigre who spent all his $$ on hookers who would come by the station on payday looking for him.

Man, don't miss those days, but Mustafa and his hoes sure were funny /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


DolemiteDon'tNeedNoClan

I'm a College student in Interaction Design.

I also work as a computer programme and games developer.


Yeah lady, You and the IRS...

Presently I'm working as a sand inspector for the Foreign Legion. In my spare time I'm studying to be an assembler at Ikea....


I feel wet.. am I bleeding?

Work for the Ontario Ministry of Transportation as a Photogrammetrist (map-maker).


[This message has been edited by Michael_K (edited 02-16-2000).]

Yeah, our jobs are great. We all moonlight too; I take short-term mercenary contracts on a limited basis, which is why I'm gone from PU for a week or two every now and then. You can find me listed in Soldier of Fortune's "Contractors for hire" section under the name "Bad MuthaF***a." /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif



-Wolf Blackstar

"A chainsaw! find some meat!"

I am an obsessive-compulsive web developer. My official title is computer-systems-analyst, I choose to go in web stuff because the pay is great. Trust me on this one...

On my spare time, I work out at the gym and play games (mostly UT these days, and AvP).

First of all I would like to thank Xylene!

Now that song (Ticking way... from Dark Side of the Moon) will be in my head all day! Thank you again!!!

I just recently got the "wish you were here!" out, now I have to deal with this one!

Someone also asked me what do I dive for. Well in short anything that sinks! But mostly repairing pipes platforms and cable lines!

The water is cold, and harsh; dengerous and unforgiving, but most likely you will kill yourself(due to error) before anything or anyone can kill you. Just like Unreal!




Kick Hard and Blow Bubbles! [:]O

i make milk shakes /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


"640kb ought to be enough for anyone"-Bill Gates, 1981

I resent being called an underground troglodyte bastard. (looks in mirror) Oh, nevermind /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


-[CMi]Soul-Crusher
www.cosmicmonstersinc.com

MWAHAHAHA that is my intent, to get Pink Floyd's music stuck into the heads of everybody on the face of the earth! And even some of you underground troglodyte bastards!!

Actually it's a damned good song to have stuck in your head anyhow. Story of my life.. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

So, with the true spirit of Spam in my heart and mind, here goes.

......

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long, and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but its sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older
Shorter of breath, one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

.......

I'll spare you all the Breathe reprise.

-Jenny has some disgustingly bloodshot eyes today.