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{Ghetto_Ghepetto}

I am #1 Asian big boob queen!
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=0o Coop you should get one of those fuzzy toilet covers to make you sh*tting needs a lot more comfortable :D LMAO!!! I love those. One of my friends has one, I love dropping kids off in the pool at his house.

I hate those pesky big, fat kids. They make too big of a splash...
 

BrownCow

I Heart Gnat.
Jun 18, 2000
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NOW this is the greatest thread ever.. It needed my presence.

I saw lord of the rings again!! :p
 

Camel_Toe(l)

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Not Toledo!
Ahh my presense is added to the thread.

Hey Mav, I need to be a beta tester! I got a storm brewing in my pants and I need to release its fury!!!

A normal toilet just won't do...
 

BrownCow

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Friends don't let friends eat corn...


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I actually found that in a stall. Where I work we share a bathroom and that was in there last week friday. It couldn't go undocumented so i took several pictures. All super high res with a nice digital camera... mmmm... corn.....
 

-=SDS=-Coop

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jesus christ that turd pic was sick... but it would look more realistic if it was rendered on the microtiolet. you get a 450fps turd dropping into the can and leaving a splash, sometimes they're compared to artwork it just looks so beautiful.

buy yours today!

oh and to clear up something, no the water is not brown in that pic i wasnt supposed to show everyone, its just that low light conditions + ****ty webcam = ****ty water... which is almost a play on words there... not quiet... anyway, buy a microtoilet, the latest in crapper technology... now with free sea pig butt*

*see mav for details