"Unusual Lump" What should I do?

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Should I:

  • Go to the hospital?

    Votes: 34 75.6%
  • Go on Big Brother knowing I could be developing fatal tumours?

    Votes: 11 24.4%

  • Total voters
    45

Adelheid

Bernstein
Jan 23, 2008
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Nowhere.
I had some stitches removed from the darkest corners of up my arse today (I had a tear), and while he was down there the nice man with the cold hands said he spotted an "Unusual Lump" and then made me an appointment at the local hospital to have it removed and biopsied.
 

Lruce Bee

Transcending to another level
May 3, 2001
1,644
3
38
Sherwood Forest
Don's rush and get this operated on - for all you know, most of your cognitive functions are controlled by this lump - way too risky.
Having said that, it could be a loose turd that refused to budge when your arse exploded.

Lruce
 

dragonfliet

I write stuffs
Apr 24, 2006
3,754
31
48
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Why did your arse have a tear?

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