This is something I never thought would happen to me...
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Did she ask you to register on a different website where she got her info/pictures?
No, the actual punchline much much better.
She's 12.
True story.
Apparently, she's my
At least she's not jailbait, or I'd be in a lot of trouble.
And apparently I'm aging really well.
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I know people who hit on girls and get hit on by them via facebook. Not too rare they drive over to them for a "sleep-over". If you haven't done this you're not doing facebook-ing right.
I don't do this, because I have no facebook, or any social media account for that matter. I may try at some point, but I'm Internet lazy, only few gaming sites for me at this point.
As for 12 years old. Last weekend I met an adopted step-daughter of my cousin (he married her mom lately). I guessed her 16 or 17, but she was 12. She has a body of an adult woman, and pretty eyes. Girls these days develop early. I see girls in the city whose age I can tell only by hearing their (immature) conversations, because their appearances are so deceiving.
I don't do this, because I have no facebook, or any social media account for that matter. I may try at some point, but I'm Internet lazy, only few gaming sites for me at this point.
As for 12 years old. Last weekend I met an adopted step-daughter of my cousin (he married her mom lately). I guessed her 16 or 17, but she was 12. She has a body of an adult woman, and pretty eyes. Girls these days develop early. I see girls in the city whose age I can tell only by hearing their (immature) conversations, because their appearances are so deceiving.
I think this society causes girls/women to be immature or even guys these days. Doesn't matter the age really either. So then it's even more deceiving. Especially with all this commerce and social bs media (which you get spied on anyway etc, so I would especially watch out for any association with "hitting", also what does he mean she's not "jailbait" or he would be in lots of trouble, did something change to allow it to be okay in this case or what the fuck is going on).
No, no, no. She's 12 and she looks like a 12. And I'm 22 BTW.
You think I don't know this? I'm not living under a rock. I'm trying to pass this up as something amusing and you go all serious on me... You're no fun!
Obviously I am the one living under a rock (and I admit), so forgive me my absence of humor.
If you're just 22, than wait 4 years and get the girl, hehe.
Kyllian
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About 10 years ago while hanging out with friends a pair of sisters came to join us. Everyone assumed one was 12-13 and the other was 18+
It was the opposite and I swear you could hear a dozen penises quietly go "NOPE!" and damn near invert
so what you're saying is: you'd fuck a 12 year old depending on how much makeup she was wearing.
gotcha.
loud and clear.
Thread Math 101
A is girl
B is you
C is older cousin
A = 12, B = 22
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A is girl
B is you
C is older cousin
A = 12
A & C > B
A > 17
A = 12, B = 22
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It's kind of funny that no one noticed that before. When I said "older cousin", I meant he has a younger sister, who has nothing to do with this mess. I should have just said cousin. My bad.
edit: It would make sense if my cousin flunked for 10+ years in a row.
You misunderstood me. When I said "she's not jailbait", I meant she's not physically mature enough to warrant sexual arousal from a non-deviant adult, that's all...
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Firefly
United Kingdom is not a country.
Haha. Things can be confusing for guys sometimes.
Funny thing is, that step-daughter girl I mentioned couldn't believe me I was over 30, she said I am mid 20 something (I get that a lot, for the better or worse). So I had to show her my ID. She only said that must be a printing error, lol.
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