There's a skaarj in the kitchen

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What would you do in such case?? suspense!

  • Feed it

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • Slay it with thy mighty impact hammeren!

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • Ask him WUD DA HELL He's doing there...

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Bake him a nalicake!

    Votes: 4 16.7%
  • Ask him the recipe for a nalicow burger deluxe?

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Faint

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Maybe he's just looking for your cookbook for champions book...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • It's all in your mind! What skaarj? Where???

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • Hey, who took my freshly baked phobos spacecake?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • You're probably so drunk, you've chosen the wrong house...

    Votes: 8 33.3%

  • Total voters
    24
  • Poll closed .

GreatEmerald

Khnumhotep
Jan 20, 2008
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Well... It can't be a mesh 'cause it's holding a Flak (and they don't have skin anyway). And it can't be the player as... Well, your camera is.
 

K

i bite
Jul 29, 2004
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Magrathea
I really like the fact that "You're probably so drunk, you've chosen the wrong house..." is winning the polls. Makes me feel warm inside to know my brothers are like me. :lol:
 

Franko

New Member
Jul 25, 2001
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Hey, who knows. Chef might drop by!

Unfortunately, mr. smith just came home from his typical Saturday pub/bar marathon...
And he's quite distressed at the sight of a fat brute and clumsy skaarj, standing over a faulty chainsaw and a smelly piece of cow meat. He shouts...

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ???

skaarjkitchen3.jpg

"And who the hell is foolin' around with my girl, Denise Milani!!!
 

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Zur

surrealistic mad cow
Jul 8, 2002
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They decided to make peace seeing as the kitchen had just been fitted recently. However, the skaarj was put in charge of making a recipe and all three of them ended having to go to the toilet.