Many have doubted it was possible, but BEHOLD!!! FOR I HAVE REPRODUCED!!!!

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theabyss

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Oh,btw. for the next 2 years approx. you will get no sleep. So, prepare to be grumpy and prepare for a grumpy wife. :lol:
 

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oh god no, not a Seinfeld reunion. What did i do to deserve this.





and yes congratulations.

And lastly: i also feared that a certain fellow here had reproduced.
 

Renegade Retard

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I'd just love to know who the hell ever "doubted it was possible."
where are these doubters?

these doubters certainly never spent a moment on BU in their life; lest they bear witness to the constant reminders that Billy has a penis, his penis works, and he enjoys giving his penis to his wife on a fairly consistent basis. bro, there was never a doubt in my mind.

...unless the radiation got to you ;)

The shock was that he took a break from the "back door" long enough to get her preggers. ;)
 

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i guess both of them forgot to post about jackal's pregnancy on the forums. We've known this in irc for a long time already.
 

[GU]elmur_fud

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Jackal and Igoy sitting in a tree. k i ss i n g.

i guess both of them forgot to post about jackal's pregnancy on the forums. We've known this in irc for a long time already.

Nope. I always thought they were making jokes when they talked about sexting etc. So is Jackal in England or Igoy in the US? Sorry, off topic, nvm. Both just seem like a slight character stretch. Though not as much of a stretch as Jackal asshole will experience if he is the one who is gonna plop one out.

More importantly, since I am going off topic, WTH do you people still use IRC? I used to use it for 3PP's in the mid 90's, back when I was a juvenile delinquent disposed to doing such nerdy nefarious activities.
 

Al

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[GU]elmur_fud;2603132 said:
Nope. I always thought they were making jokes when they talked about sexting etc. So is Jackal in England or Igoy in the US? Sorry, off topic, nvm. Both just seem like a slight character stretch. Though not as much of a stretch as Jackal asshole will experience if he is the one who is gonna plop one out.

More importantly, since I am going off topic, WTH do you people still use IRC? I used to use it for 3PP's in the mid 90's, back when I was a juvenile delinquent disposed to doing such nerdy nefarious activities.

lol. Sorry to ruin it for you, but Jackal has a girl in the US already. Igoy is my chick. She just doesn't know it yet ;)
 

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[GU]elmur_fud;2603132 said:
More importantly, since I am going off topic, WTH do you people still use IRC? I used to use it for 3PP's in the mid 90's, back when I was a juvenile delinquent disposed to doing such nerdy nefarious activities.

avoiding facebook and all the people who barely hit internet-puberty?
 

Balton

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[GU]elmur_fud;2603143 said:
I can wholeheartedly applaud that. However have you never heard of a voip? Say Vent, teamspeak, or mumble for example?

I'm devils' advocating here, I've been recently on irc for the nostalgia and it's been one hell of a lurking session, on the other hand I've been avoiding facebook successfully for over a year. ;)