Mormon guide to overcoming masturbation.

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T2A`

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Very informative! I was tired of being so selfish and indulging myself with my unnatural urges, but thanks to this helpful guide, I am no longer under the strain and stress of constantly thinking about stroking my erect penis.

1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal washing and using the bathroom.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company, especially when you are feeling particularly weak.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

4. After you bathe, don't admire yourself in the mirror. Stay in the shower just long enough to clean yourself. Then dry off and GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

5. When in bed (especially if that is where you masturbate), wear pajamas or other clothes so that you cannot easily touch yourself (and so that it would be difficult to remove those clothes. The time it takes to remove your clothing gives additional time to controll your thinking and overcome the temptation).

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED! Go into the kitchen and make a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never look at pornography on the internet or elsewhere. Never read about your problem (even on sites claiming to be "educational"). Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books, scriptures, talks of church leaders. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.

9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep it in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for members of your family who need help. Pray for your friends, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVEN IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT OUT of your mind! The attitude of a person toward his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the act, he develops the power to control it.
I especially liked #3. Associating with such filth was the biggest mistake I ever made! L. Ron Hubbard was right to reject those who are weaker than me, even if they are my own family! I can see now why so many follow Scientology -- you're right and everyone else might as well not exist. Our differences don't make us all unique... They make you wrong! It's perfect!

Though, this raises some questions... What if one wishes to overcome his weakness but is aroused by family members? Or what if one gets excited by prayer? :(
 

haslo

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Because jerking off is bad and being bad makes you jerk off.

Yeah, and this:

Mormons said:
This habit-forming activity quickly leads to other activities such as viewing pornography and participating in homosexual activities.

Of course, homosexuality is caused by masturbation. How could I not see the logic behind it! It all makes sense now!

I think they got the logical connection between viewing pornography and masturbation the wrong way around though.
 
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BobTheBeheader

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Actually, I have some personal experience advice for anyone interested. Just start watching lots and lots of anime. Non-hentai anime. Works great. I haven't spanked the monkey in longer then I have in a long time. Deleted about 10GB of porn, replaced it with anime.

That aside, this (actually the whole website) is the funniest thing I have seen in quite some time.

http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/daily/sexuality/index.htm
 
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BobTheBeheader

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It relieves stress.

Unfortunately, it can be a problem when its stress that would best be dealt with in other ways. Or if it becomes the primary way of relieving stress. And like anything, in massive doses it's defiantly not good for you.

I'll admit, I was a little sore after finals week last semester. Certainly didn't help my grades.
 

BobTheBeheader

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Sorry for the double post, but:

jesusux3.jpg


The church just wants to make sure the kiddies are unspoiled and totally innocent. before they get their hands on 'em. Because that's the way they like 'em!
 

Balton

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Mormon guide to overcoming...once you see that, then its a huge botch.
And yet again, another religion thread.

You should thank god for not being part of the insane white population of America.

edit: figuratively speaking. why thank something made up by people who had less understanding of the world than we do.
 
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