Police prevents high-elf from fighting evil

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Woman's car attacked by self-identified 'high elf' battling evil
A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.
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Bass told officers that he wasn't a pirate but a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth."
Imagine sitting in your car, driving to work, and suddenly some guy in chain mail runs towards you and starts attacking it with a sword and/or staff.
Bass, who was cited for criminal mischief and transported to Providence Hospital, also told officers he had taken LSD.
So essentially not a high-elf, but a high elf. :D
 

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Do any of us actually have an alibi for the night in question?

I'm pretty sure I was testing out my Flak Cannon on the neighbots in my manderwear, so I'm good.
The rest of you seem pretty shady, putting it on somebody else.