Woman's car attacked by self-identified 'high elf' battling evil
Imagine sitting in your car, driving to work, and suddenly some guy in chain mail runs towards you and starts attacking it with a sword and/or staff.A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.
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Bass told officers that he wasn't a pirate but a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth."
So essentially not a high-elf, but a high elf.Bass, who was cited for criminal mischief and transported to Providence Hospital, also told officers he had taken LSD.