Ever wondred what Dank does in his spare time? Well, wonder no more... (IRC quotes)

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Aeris

K.O.S (Determination)
Aug 9, 2001
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Basking in African sun
Behold the revalation, Dank fingers his ass<b></b>hole.
Read on!

Jereem: Why not wank Thrash?
DENS|Dinner: i'll be back
Dank_Budz: its a sin aeris
Jereem: WHA?
Jereem: It is!?
O4: theres nothing in the bible that says not to masterbate....
Jereem: Im SURE Jesus wanked
Dank_Budz: thou shalt not spank the monkey - book of penis skin chapter 4 verse 20
Thrash123: O4: Somewhere it says that it's a sin to waste the seeds of man.
O4: ahhh
Jereem: Bahh
Jereem: Imma sinner
O4: i guess one could enterpreret
Dank_Budz: i tried not to masturbate
Dank_Budz: i just had wet dreams
Jereem: lol
O4: damn...ive wasted a lot of seed by now
Dank_Budz: its natural for my body to jizz
Dank_Budz: i cant hold that sh<b></b>it in man
Dank_Budz: it leaks while i sleep
Jereem: I tired to stop wankin, it lasted 3 days
Dank_Budz: i would wake up with crusty sheets and sh<b></b>it
Dank_Budz: lol
Dank_Budz: i've gone 5 days without a orgasm
Dank_Budz: thats about it
Jereem: Serisously, 3 days
Dank_Budz: lol
Jereem: Ever met a girl that dont give head Dank?
Dank_Budz: nope
Dank_Budz: i live in Vegas for gods sake
Jereem: lol
O4: lol
Dank_Budz: if chicks dont give head around here they dont eat
O4: i jacked off on a plane once...
O4: it was cool
Jereem: Man there must be maad pu<b></b>ssy in Vegas
O4: maad std
Thrash123: waaaaankin'... on a jet plane... don't know when I'm blowing off...
Jereem: Tight booty bitches an sh<b></b>it
Jereem: I cant belive Thrash dont wank
Dank_Budz: lol
Jereem: That really is amazing
Jereem: REALLY
Dank_Budz: 04 is part of the mile-high club
Dank_Budz: haha
O4: i started wanking at like 10 years old
Dank_Budz: lol
O4: lol
Thrash123: lol
Jereem: Me too, lol
Dank_Budz: i started wanking when i started smoking pot
O4: i didnt even do it in the bathroom
Dank_Budz: 12
Jereem: You aint never half wanked Thrash?
Dank_Budz: lol
Dank_Budz: half-wanked ?!?
Dank_Budz: lol
Dank_Budz: rofl
Jereem: Like wanted to got started then stopped
Dank_Budz: how the fu<b></b>ck can you half-wank
Thrash123: lol
Dank_Budz: lol
O4: i did it in my normal seat...nobody was around me..but i think the stuerdist saw me
Thrash123: I think that is still wanking man
Jereem: Well you dont waste any seeds
Jereem So: it aint a sin man
Thrash123: lol
Thrash123: lol
Dank_Budz: thrash could do kama-sutra
Thrash123: my face hurts from laughing so much
Jereem: Prolly how Jesus got round it
O4: haha
Dank_Budz: where you press against the rectum right before you cum and instead of shooting the sperm out it shoots it into your blood a
Jereem: I could seen Jesus doin tha Half-Wank
Jereem: Dank, what the fu<b></b>ck?!
Dank_Budz: kama-sutra is bad-ass
O4: WTF????
Dank_Budz: its called Kama-sutra, aeris
Thrash123: jeez man, stop... stop stop stop... I'm going to rip my jaw if I don't stop
Jereem: Called faggot man
Dank_Budz: you push against the spot between your balls and ass<b></b>hole right before you cum
Jereem: I hope you an fingerd your ass<b></b>hole Dank
Dank_Budz: lol
Jereem: *aint
O4: what happens?
Dank_Budz you dont finger your ass<b></b>hole
Jereem: Hell no
Dank_Budz: you have a orgasim but without the mess
O4: really?
Jereem: Ohhh sh<b></b>it
Dank_Budz: plus if you do it right you can go for hours
Thrash123: O4 is gonna go try it, rofl
Dank_Budz: chicks love it
O4: where do your "seeds" go?
Jereem: Fu<b></b>ck man, Dank fingers his ass
Dank_Budz: in the blood stream
Dank_Budz: they get obsorbed back into the body
O4: thrash- damn straight...ims try it now
Dank_Budz: lol
Jereem: I think imma set up a hread with this EXACT sh<b></b>it right here in,
Thrash123: lol, tell us if your rectum explodes man.
Jereem: So we can all laugh at Dank
Dank_Budz: lol
* O4 fires up SD
Jereem: Infact, imma do that right now...
Dank_Budz: they'll just laugh at you aeris
Dank_Budz: because kama-sutra is for real
Dank_Budz: and it kicks ass
O4 ive heard of it
Dank_Budz: and you dont finger your ass
Jereem: Fu<b></b>ck Karma-finger your ass man,
Dank_Budz: jackass.
Dank_Budz: its the spot between your balls and ass
Jereem: Your a fag Dank !
Dank_Budz: lol
Jereem: An anal fingerer!!
Dank_Budz: lol
* Jereem shudders
Jereem: Right now imma post this reavalation,
Jereem: 2 mins..
Dank_Budz: lol
O4: if you do post the whole log...then wait for me to say sh<b></b>it agout DBs
Dank_Budz: lol
Dank_Budz: fu<b></b>ck you guys
Dank_Budz: :p
 

Dank

Mac Guru
Sep 18, 2000
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Genesis 1:12
You're just jealous because I'm down with the kama sutra and I can last longer than you, Mr.Premature Ejaculation. :p


Oh and why didnt you put this in the IRC quotes thread?

Mods, fix it!

Where is Darkbls when you need him?
 

Dank

Mac Guru
Sep 18, 2000
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Genesis 1:12
Oh and you want some sick s<b></b>hit look at this....

Aeris: Well atleast ma mums got nice tits
Aeris: I sucked them bad mu'f<b></b>uckers man

Thats a real quote too.....
 

Aeris

K.O.S (Determination)
Aug 9, 2001
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Basking in African sun
Originally posted by DankBudz
Oh and you want some sick s<b></b>hit look at this....

Aeris: Well atleast ma mums got nice tits
Aeris: I sucked them bad mu'f<b></b>uckers man

Thats a real quote too.....

:lol: So true!
 

Dank

Mac Guru
Sep 18, 2000
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Genesis 1:12
Actually Phatcat, Cannabis has been used for thousands of years as an aphrodisiac or how ever the hell you spell it.

I've gone for hours while high. ;)