Skaarj rec room

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NeoNite

NeoNite

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So, it can't be all monitoring and beating the conquered races 24/7. It can't be constantly keeping watch on the horizon for any possible prey/technologically challenging foe etc.

There must be some skaarj rec rooms in those mother ships. And all over Napali.

But how come we've never seen one? Or have we? I mean, think about it. Did you ever watch that Skaarj in mothership lab closely? Pushing stuff on that screen. Isn't he playing a game? Think about it? Is that some sort of a mini rec room? Did you startle the Skaarj in one of his favourite quick rec room game activities?

Where are the bigger rec rooms? Skaarj are only human, after all! What's in those mysterious rec rooms? Which games? Skaarj tournament? Nali punching bags?
Well, there definitely have to be some of those. Cow basketball courts?
Rabbit bowling? Krall "kick me" games? Hide and seek? (One nali desperately searches for cover, and three skaarj count down from 10. When the nali is discovered, he has to clean the Skaarj toilets. Oh the humanity...)

Nobody can work and sleep for 24 hours. There has to be some sort of leisure/sport activities. And knowing how sadistic the scare can be...

I bet the Krall never had one of those rec rooms. Hence why they were conquered and are so incredibly dull!
 
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Hmm, well they have tribal tendencies, yet at the same time have super crazy technology. Still, based on their tendencies, we can expect them to have similar rec activities as human tribals or natives. They probably enjoy things like scouting their land, hunting for food, smoking peace pipes, tending to their young and queen, group dancing and celebrations, gathering in a group to socialize, ect. They also probably compete in combat based activities like hunting, fighting, accuracy, ect.

Of course that's over simplifying things, as our natives and tribals invented a bunch of different sports and activities, even things like gambling with "dice" or something. Meh. Who knows?

Exus Tecius said:
what kind of music would a skaarj prefer to relax?
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Drum N Bass tribal style!
 
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Also sleepyhe4d I thought your post was written by NeoNite until I saw your sigs
 
dr.flay

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You've all given me a bit more seeds in my head for more UT comedy.

I think they'd be Doors fans, listening to the Lizard-King. Maybe some T-Rex, and a bit of Dinosaur Jnr.

*Space marines finally cut the final ship door open*
CLANG!!!
"HOLY CRAP SIR ! this must be the interrogation room. The smell it's.. OH FRAK! look what they did to squad B !"
..."First tour ain't it son?"
"uuh yes Sir."
"the Skaarj torture weapon you just picked up... is cutlery."
...CLANK!!
"You know how humans do jig-saw puzzles or Origami to relax?"
..."uuuh Sir? I don't.."
"You're looking at teams A, B and C."
"I don't follow Sir?"
"Ooh, you know... fold here, cut here, insert tab A into slot C, trim off the
...Soldier are you OK?"
"I...Sir...just...it...*HRRUUGGGAAA !!!*
...Son, puking on a superior officer is punishable, so you better hope this day does not get any worse :mad:
 
NeoNite

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There must be huge volumes of waste deposits on Napali. During the years they have obliterated and dissolved many nali villages and its worthless inhabitants. Nobody is sure how many metric tons of Skaarj waste is to be found on said planet.
Earth gov have considered charting these volumes, but decided not to spent any time on said job because quite frankly, it'd be a genuine waste of time. Get it. Ha-ha.
That's Skaarj humour. No, really.

It is rumoured that the entire temple of Chizra has been filled to the brim with Skaarj excrement.
The temple has been abandoned for the past five years. Daredevils who ventured close (in a radius of .. 2 kilometers) had to be evacuated by special teams with state of the art gasmasks. Even those specialist dare not enter closer. These so called daredevils had to spent several weeks in isolation, coughing and gagging and throwing up half of what they have to consume. The terrible odours of Skaarj Slippery Slide Tartines lingers mightily strong in any unfortunate creature's nostrils.

But what any of this have to do with Skaarj rec space anyway?
Is depositing waste, at random, a recreational activity for bored Skaarj? Napali is quite dull, with it's many temples who all look alike, it's mumbling pacifist morons and seemingly completely devoid of any "fun" happenings.

Celebrating Skaarj newyear on Napali just isn't the same as it was on the homeworld.

Sure, beating up Nali CAN be fun but.. well.. there isn't much challenge to it, is there.
One slap and half of them crumble over and die. Where's the fun in that?

So, something else has to be done. In the end, the Skaarj resorted to dumping their waste all over Napali, and they enjoyed it. They might still do so.

But... for how long? What if Napali ends up being smothered by Skaarj poop and whatnot.

Who'll be next.

:O
 
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I see them dropping "T" (a tiridium-based hallucinogen), blasting Skrillex while ripping limbs off Nali and beating each other with them, à la Fight Club.
 
Leo(T.C.K.)

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NeoNite said:
There must be huge volumes of waste deposits on Napali. During the years they have obliterated and dissolved many nali villages and its worthless inhabitants. Nobody is sure how many metric tons of Skaarj waste is to be found on said planet.
Earth gov have considered charting these volumes, but decided not to spent any time on said job because quite frankly, it'd be a genuine waste of time. Get it. Ha-ha.
That's Skaarj humour. No, really.

It is rumoured that the entire temple of Chizra has been filled to the brim with Skaarj excrement.
The temple has been abandoned for the past five years. Daredevils who ventured close (in a radius of .. 2 kilometers) had to be evacuated by special teams with state of the art gasmasks. Even those specialist dare not enter closer. These so called daredevils had to spent several weeks in isolation, coughing and gagging and throwing up half of what they have to consume. The terrible odours of Skaarj Slippery Slide Tartines lingers mightily strong in any unfortunate creature's nostrils.

But what any of this have to do with Skaarj rec space anyway?
Is depositing waste, at random, a recreational activity for bored Skaarj? Napali is quite dull, with it's many temples who all look alike, it's mumbling pacifist morons and seemingly completely devoid of any "fun" happenings.

Celebrating Skaarj newyear on Napali just isn't the same as it was on the homeworld.

Sure, beating up Nali CAN be fun but.. well.. there isn't much challenge to it, is there.
One slap and half of them crumble over and die. Where's the fun in that?

So, something else has to be done. In the end, the Skaarj resorted to dumping their waste all over Napali, and they enjoyed it. They might still do so.

But... for how long? What if Napali ends up being smothered by Skaarj poop and whatnot.

Who'll be next.

:O
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I think I'll be next. They already started dumping it here. And I'm having difficulty coping with it.
 
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