YOU COULD BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...

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Wolf Blackstar

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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You ever hear the phrase, "May The Force Be With Ya'll."

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to
light up.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF......
You have ever used the force in conjuction with fishing or bowling.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
Wookies are offended by your B.O.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF......
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have a Confederate flag paintd on your flight helmet.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

YOU MIGH BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...
You have a gun rack on the back of your landspeeder.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF......
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF....
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
In your opinion, that See-Threepio fellow "just aint right."

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF....
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNEDK JEDI IF....
If you hear..."Luke, I am your father...and your uncle..."

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along....

Have fun y'all (Aren't them dang jedi all the same?)




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-Wolf Blackstar

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Lizard Of Oz

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Hey.. I think you guys are gettig your l;ist fro the same place I do.

Time to change tactics. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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I can't wait until the RedNeck Star-wars The movie comes out ;) GEORGE L. idear maybe !!!!

I love to see those primer X-wings fly ;) and spitting farmer Solo, and a daisy Leia :)

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8-4-7-2

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ROFLMAO! Great one...
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>The truth is only an excuse for a lack of fantasy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Elim Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
 

8-4-7-2

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Dudester you may be right. I only saw the German version of DS9. This quote is from the episode "Improbable Cause" (season 3). That's the episode in which the Romulan Tal'Shiar and the Cardassian Obsidian Order become allies and want the destroy the shapeshifters.
If you proof that your quote is right, I shall change it at once!

That reminds me of another great dialogue in this episode:

Dr. Bashir tells Garak the story of the boy who shouted "Wolfs,wolfs!" (I supose you know it).
Bashir: "The point, Garak, is if someone constantly lies, nobody believes him, even if he tells the truth."
Garak: "Are you sure that's the point Doctor?"
Bashir: "Of course, what do you think?"
Garak: "Never tell the same lie twice!"



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Wolf Blackstar

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So you guys are a little more Trek oriented, eh? Guess I'll have to come up with another list...
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The_Dudester

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Ah...well my favourite Garakisms have to be from Way of the Warrior. (I think that's where they're from anyway...its a long time since I saw season 4).

Garak to aggressive looking Klingons:
"You're either lost, or desperately in need of a good tailor!"

There is a great WAV that uses this sample (Garak vs The Empire)...so I guess that's why I like it so much.


:)

Oh...BTW, here's a link to some more choice Garak quotes (in WAV form)...including proof that my version of Garak's quote in 8472's sig file is right (/SMUG MODE ON :))!
http://www2.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/4156/ds9/promenade/garakwavs.html

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A monk asked Basho, "What is Buddha-nature?"
Basho replied, "Three pounds of flax."

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8-4-7-2

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Great site, Dudester! I saved it.

Garak is my favorite character on DS9. Visit the site, Dudester posted, and you will know why.

BTW, I corrected my sig:

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“The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination”
“Lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly”
Elim Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine


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