YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You ever hear the phrase, "May The Force Be With Ya'll."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to
light up.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF......
You have ever used the force in conjuction with fishing or bowling.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF......
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have a Confederate flag paintd on your flight helmet.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
YOU MIGH BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...
You have a gun rack on the back of your landspeeder.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF......
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF....
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
In your opinion, that See-Threepio fellow "just aint right."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF....
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNEDK JEDI IF....
If you hear..."Luke, I am your father...and your uncle..."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along....
Have fun y'all (Aren't them dang jedi all the same?)
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-Wolf Blackstar
"A chainsaw! find some meat!"
You ever hear the phrase, "May The Force Be With Ya'll."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to
light up.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF......
You have ever used the force in conjuction with fishing or bowling.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF......
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have a Confederate flag paintd on your flight helmet.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
YOU MIGH BE A REDNECK JEDI IF...
You have a gun rack on the back of your landspeeder.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF......
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF....
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
In your opinion, that See-Threepio fellow "just aint right."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF....
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNEDK JEDI IF....
If you hear..."Luke, I am your father...and your uncle..."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK JEDI IF.....
You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along....
Have fun y'all (Aren't them dang jedi all the same?)
------------------
-Wolf Blackstar
"A chainsaw! find some meat!"