Oh great Rooster, with your sneeze-inducing feathers and scaly clawed feet, hear your humble servant, Danger Dude!
I ask only that you grant a simple boon, oh mighty cock-a-doodle-do'er! This petitioner wishes to journey to the Roost, home of the mighty Rooster and source of his power, there to partake of the nightly fragging and good fellowship that is always present in a temple of the Rooster...
Yet something blocks DD! The evil ones have caused the dreaded mismatch to occur during the rite of McSwatzly! Please come to my aid, oh great pecker! Tell me where I may obtain a new rite of McSwatzly, thus foiling the evil machinations of the Q3A heretics, who are no doubt at the root of this blasphemy!!!
Your servant awaits your response with great eagerness and altogether too much coffee in his system...
(BTW, I shot you an e-mail in your planetunreal mailbox on a different subject - let me know if you can hook me up or if I need to send it to Y5 or Alien8 - thx)
I ask only that you grant a simple boon, oh mighty cock-a-doodle-do'er! This petitioner wishes to journey to the Roost, home of the mighty Rooster and source of his power, there to partake of the nightly fragging and good fellowship that is always present in a temple of the Rooster...
Yet something blocks DD! The evil ones have caused the dreaded mismatch to occur during the rite of McSwatzly! Please come to my aid, oh great pecker! Tell me where I may obtain a new rite of McSwatzly, thus foiling the evil machinations of the Q3A heretics, who are no doubt at the root of this blasphemy!!!
Your servant awaits your response with great eagerness and altogether too much coffee in his system...
(BTW, I shot you an e-mail in your planetunreal mailbox on a different subject - let me know if you can hook me up or if I need to send it to Y5 or Alien8 - thx)