Would you like to read my spam?

Make another one boom


AKA {ISV-K}Ruffrider
"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

Just because I'm a HPB doesn't mean I can't kick your A$$!

*bump*

yeah, make another one


-+- I am the SlachterUnit3000 -+-

*bump*

Go Boom!!!


I'm on Fire!!! - No really, I'm on Fire - HEEEELLLLPPP!!!!

It's Canada Day,
I'm fragging away.
Ci is messed up
Someone says Wazzzup!

Early in the morning,
DoD guys were a running.
Late at night,
Ci guys again? Alright!

Now AOC has new member,
We all know they have Bender.
EliteWarrior, Blender and Ruiner,
Another E would be good to spell BEER.

Skumboy has brought his buddy Mike,
Introduced him to UT which I quite like.
Ste he call skummy,
"Ste?" I start to laugh because it's funny.

Cobra asks me if I can start a server,
I said sure but I took forever.
My custom skin is too big to download,
And then SWAT models take a lot of time to load.

Later that night as I joined #pu,
There was no one there! So where were you?
Spammer's Spamming our precious channel,
Me fragging in my flannel.

I then proceed to read the forum,
Just to cure my lingering boredom.
I stumble upon this post,
Funny I'm not so all is lost.

BOOM! is funny and I am not,
but never fear for I have a plot.

Bah screw this, I'm not making sense,
The more I type, the more I get dense.

So nite to all and all PU.
Sleep well sleep tight to you and you!


[MUTTS]GunnerX|PuF

-Dodge Bunny Dodge!
-Adjö
-BITE ME!

The mighty Skumboy shall have to kill Mike.
Probe him in the arse with a big spike.

Hope ya readin this mike

IM GONNA KILL STE
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY ME

THIS MAYBE LAME
UT'S ME GAME

IT MAY SOUND GAY
STES GONNA DIE TODAY

ILL MIS QUAKE 2
ALL I CAN SAY IS **** YOU


HeLiCoN

Helicon that poem
was quite entertaining
If we're both on a server
It's you I'll be maiming


]LoL[Morety|PuF
Self appointed moderator of Nerf forum.
]LoL[ - Strength, honour, nudity and beer.

Hey Morety, welcome the Dude,
Don't Hassle him and don't be Rude.
Skum just got him to play UT,
So please welcome the newest newbie.

As I looked around the clans,
New members have been added to AOC's Plans.
Blender, Ruiner, EliteWarrior, WatchDog and DangerDude,
Altogether that spells BREWD!

The clan of Carpe Imperium,
Is now in such a decorum.
They were in such a Bliss,
But now they have lost spammer DopeFish.

As today we have two new Puffers,
I would to welcome HeLiCon and Kaz as the new members.
Hope you hold the PuF name true,
Don't be a llama or we'll come and spank you.

I'm at work on this Independence day,
For I am Canadian so that's OK.
I don't feel bad, I don't feel sad,
Because I know Ruiner's at work egad!

Clan ]LoL[ has joined Teamplay.net,
First match with SOB so place your bet!
I bet on SOB because their good,
Clan ]LoL[ is new and I hear their quite Lewd!

That's not to say that ]LoL[ is bad,
I've played with them and my *** they had.
But they need more practice and need more scrim,
Or else they shall face the Reaper called grim.

So we shall scrim, all clans of PuF,
To help each other, no this is not a bluff.
Ci, AOC, LoL and MUTTS,
Lets get together and then we shall kick BUTTS!

That's it for me, my poem is done,
I'm going home now and have some FUN!!
To frag once more in the land of UT,
But first, I shall have to take a pee.


[MUTTS]GunnerX

-Dodge Bunny Dodge!
-Adjö

*BUMP!*

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Take that Morety!

BTW, where's he been?

ROFLMAO!!!!

That is HILLARIOUS! I only read the first page(didn't want to read the rest), ROFLMAO!

I can't believe I missed this one. Where the hell have I been.

ROFLMAO

You guys certainly do know how to entertain. Now get back to it and Make Me Laugh.

Boom I thought I'd read your spam
I printed a copy to read in the can

and just so you know, that when it was done
I used all the paper, to wipe off my bum.

I'm sorry your poem got covered with p00p
But in my undies I don't want brown soup

The cottonelle had run out on the roll
so I used it to wipe and flushed it right down the bowl.

So a poem about spam is now down the drain
But the paper was coarse, now my bunghole's in pain

So next time the Cottonelle runs out of stock
I'll take off a shoe, and I'll wipe with a sock.

Why bother using a sock?
Just use your hand to wipe your crack!

Then flush the water down it will go,
wash your hands throughly like so!

Now print that poem once again,
laminate it so it will not go down the drain.

Put it on the wall in front of you,
so everyone can read and see what Boom can do!

i'm feeling a little mad
so forgive me if i seem real bad

i have a brain, but will not use it
it seems when i do, i'm a boring git

so all i can do that isn't already done
is let myself go and go have some fun!

They say I am the rider of butts
Is it so bad that I like to bust a nut?

Cobra says Im a little rich white boy
That why i used his mom for revenge as my private sex toy

My g/fs a blonde bitch
but she uses her tougne to scratch the itch ( you know where)

I drive a 1988 Mustang GT
It goes so fast it makes me wanna pee

]LoL[ Says Im pussy whipped
Most of them don't get sh*t

I really suck at making rthymes
So this is probably a waste of time

So this is this last thing I wanted to say
All of you are f*cking ghey!



Wow i suck lol.

Ruffy that's a classic. It's nice to see you're still allowed to play on your computer occasionally