haha!

...and mother nature beckons

if I remember correctly


I do find the article more sad than funny. I'de like to rip the face off that manager. If I was the girl I would have dropped trow and slung some mud on the merchandise.

when you're walking down the street and it splatters on your feet. . .

when your climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter....



.....It runs in your jeans!!!

When you're driving in your Chevy and you drop something heavy? Diarrhea.

PETzizzleSeagizzle said:

When you're driving in your Chevy and you drop something heavy? Diarrhea.

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thats the only one i know >:| and you did it before me....and its "and you feel somthing heavy" i think...

That was quite disturbing; ridiculous, to be quite honest; I agree with Maxx; she should have kicked his ass, pinned him down, and blasted all over his face and the products.

I always hated how some people respond to bathroom needs, even towards people who have no intestinal problems at all; "You should have done that before class," like, if I could let loose on command whenever I wanted to, I would, but apparently, sometimes certain biological feelings come when you least want them to. Nature is nature; damn, let the girl do her thing if she has to...that is almost as inhumane as making a guy watch the best porn flick in the world and telling him not to get aroused. Sickening article; not by the diarrhea being mentioned, but how the situation was handled.

I hope the store had air fresheners around. *insert horror music*

~Stone

lol, I remember those days All the ones I already know of have been said.

As for the article, not enough information is given about what went on in that store. If she was a calm, collected, and cool customer, then I'd say go ahead and use the bathroom. But if it's one of those bitchy, try anything to get you fired, or "ouch, I stubbed my toe....LAW SUIT!!!" people then I don't blame the manager at all. I know I've had more than my fair share of those kinds of customers in retail. @_@ You've gotta watch your back because that apparently nice 65 year old guy you just got out a chair for him to sit on (because he requested so, for example) might try something like fall off it on purpose and try to sue the company you work for, which could get you in trouble (Thank you security cameras ). I bet what went on was more complicated than what the article describes, but personally I'd rather escort someone with a card like that to a bathroom ASAP because I'd rather get bitched at because those people did something like "hurt" themselves on the sink instead of cleaning up a disgusting mess, yuck! X_X