Another awesome thread by everyone's favorite poster.
Personally, I usually read a book. Sometimes I play my DS. Rarely I use my laptop.
Personally, I usually read a book. Sometimes I play my DS. Rarely I use my laptop.
What Do you do while you poop?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAh! NICE ONE BRANDON. TRULY YOU ARE THE ****ING KING OF INTERNET COMEDY. YOU SHOULD START YOUR OWN SITCOM LIKE SEINFELD. IT COULD BE ABOUT YOU ****POSTING IN LITERALLY EVERY THREAD I MAKE. I'M SURE IT WOULD BE THE NEXT ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT AND WIN SEVERAL EMMYS.
If you guys aren't going to take my poop threads seriously then maybe I'll just start trolling Larkin and TWD again because honestly I am not getting very much out of my BU off topic posting experience right now.
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I am going to report you to a moderator you are literally the scum of the earth you should be ashamed for posting the word **** in a forum for an M rated series of games where the characters frequently use four letter words.
I solve world problems when I poop. My mind becomes so focused on solving what ever is wrong. I'm being serious too.
it doesn't take me so long to sh*t that I have time to "do" anything.
so I usually sit there staring at the wall for 2-3 minutes.
oh I just realized Skold said basically the same thing.
and he's right. anyone who takes so long to poo that they've got time for other activities is not eating right.
so I usually sit there staring at the wall for 2-3 minutes.
oh I just realized Skold said basically the same thing.
and he's right. anyone who takes so long to poo that they've got time for other activities is not eating right.
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I talk to my bird. I usually don't have very much time though.
I had a missionary companion that would spend like 30-45 minutes going to the bathroom. I figure he was kinda fat and unhealthy so that makes sense. Then again he was probably beating it. I eventually started taking naps to pass the time.
I had a missionary companion that would spend like 30-45 minutes going to the bathroom. I figure he was kinda fat and unhealthy so that makes sense. Then again he was probably beating it. I eventually started taking naps to pass the time.
I start yelling loudly as i am trying to push that sucker out of my ass. Sometimes the poop is bigger then the crack so it's painfull coming out. Othertimes it comes out pretty easily and i get water in my ass crack and my butt cheeks tighten. A nice poop splash.
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