Stupid Dick Measuring Devices in Airports

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Sir_Brizz

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They said the same thing about Vietnam. We left. Now we trade and live happily ever after. I don't know if you realise this but the founding fathers believed in a humble foreign policy, no nation building and especially no entangling alliances. I'm sure you know that though, as you are a true conservative unlike me.
Vietnam happened during a period of time where mass media (and mass hysteria) was still new. It was easy to forget what we did to them.

It's silly to think we could abandon the middle east and things would calm down over there. They are still pissed off about things that happened 40 years ago, never mind what is going on right now. We needed the modest foreign policy back then, but we were scared of the pinkos invading. Now we have to deal with the proverbial vaginal bruising.
 

Larkin

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They said the same thing about Vietnam. We left. Now we trade and live happily ever after. I don't know if you realise this but the founding fathers believed in a humble foreign policy, no nation building and especially no entangling alliances. I'm sure you know that though, as you are a true conservative unlike me.

I didn't say the us has the job of fixing it. All I did was say the problem had to do with things happening in the middle east and the feeling and acceptance to radical ideas it brings. Please do not read anything more into it.

edit: Also, things aren't peachy in Vietnam, just saying...
 
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Balton

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England messed-up the the middle/side/front/back/outside/inside East/North/South/West the most.

Every UN country that supported the dissection of palestine so that israel could be founded has a part in this.
 

Larkin

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Things are pretty damn good. North and south Vietnam have been merged and they trade with the world peacefully. That's pretty ideal if you ask me.

That has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. By your reasoning things in China are peachy because they trade with the world peacefully.
 

M.A.D.X.W

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BillyBadAss

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I am heading to the airport Monday morning and I really hope they do have these devices. I can then proceed to say no but you can frisk me, then I will make such a scene while frisking me. It will be awesome :D

Aren't you Petter Griffin fat? I doubt your dick will even be shown in the scan.

Oh I will enjoy it when they frisk my taint and it feels so good that I fall to the ground cumming all over myself.

Fixed.:D
 

BITE_ME

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I smell lawsuits.

Link: http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/tsa-re...ges-underwear-search-happen/story?id=12208932

"The woman who checked me reached her hands inside my underwear and felt her way around,"

"Thomas Sawyer, a bladder cancer survivor, said he was humiliated after a pat down broke his urostomy bag, leaving the 61-year-old covered in his own urine. Sawyer said he warned the TSA officials twice the pat down could break the seal."

"A video of a father taking his young son's shirt off so he can be searched has gone viral online with nearly half a million views in just three days."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSQTz1bccL4
 

SlayerDragon

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Well I don't know about you guys but I feel safer knowing that young children and old people aren't able to smuggle candies onto the airplane.