I usually dip my bum into the water when I'm going, so I don't really have to wipe. I do have to dry it off, however. So I roll up the sports page now that I'm done with it, straddle it and use it like a big piece of dental floss. Sometimes it poses a problem, and I get black ink all over my bunghole. If this happens, I spread my cheeks, sit on the floor, and pull myself around by my heals (much like a doggy does). Of course, my wife gets upset as there's now inky skid marks all over the bathroom floor. That's where Mr Clean comes in. He's wonderful for cleaning inky skid marks off the bathroom floor.