In case you haven't seen, in today's (21/6)PU news there's a link to a web page which will give you a l33t clan name, i.e. made up mostly of weird letters and numbers. You can choose the amount of l33tness, so 5% gives you (quote) "/\/\acabr3 Snipers" while 100% gives you "/\/\@(@|o|23 §|\|1[*3|2§" 
Hopefully Altavista will see this and incorporate an 'English to 1337' translator into Babelfish.
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"I wish to make a complaint about this here parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique."
"Oh yes? What's wrong with it?"
"I'll tell you what's wrong with it my lad. It's stone dead."
-Monty Python's Flying Circus
Hopefully Altavista will see this and incorporate an 'English to 1337' translator into Babelfish.
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"I wish to make a complaint about this here parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique."
"Oh yes? What's wrong with it?"
"I'll tell you what's wrong with it my lad. It's stone dead."
-Monty Python's Flying Circus