Sticky:Guys, I've had two **** attacks today.

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BillyBadAss

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So today my stomach was not feeling so great. I figured I would have at least one **** attack, but today I got two. What is wrong with my poophole/if I ever so choose "money maker?"

This thread is to discuss my rectum and it's troubles.:(

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Can this get stickyed? I think this is something are going to want to read since it's about my poophole.
 
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TurdDrive

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I have IBS, so I know what your talking about,

I can't eat any fruit whatsoever, because my ass goes crazy,

Not even a grape.
 
Balton

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oh... poopattacks. for a moment you fooled me there and I was worried about your heart.
 
BillyBadAss

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TurdDrive said:
I have IBS, so I know what your talking about,

I can't eat any fruit whatsoever, because my ass goes crazy,

Not even a grape.
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What happens if you put the grape up your butt instead of in your mouth? Maybe you will be able to digest it better.

Balton said:
oh... poopattacks. for a moment you fooled me there and I was worried about your heart.
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No, **** attacks are no laughing matter. It's when you are feel like you are about to **** your pants. It happened twice this afternoon. Once at school and then at the grocery store. After you are done you can feel your asshole kind of still hanging open as if to keep forcing poop out, but there is nothing to force. It's brutal.
 
BillyBadAss

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flo0tz said:
Just go with it. I **** my pants full force about a month ago on a bender, luckily nobody was around. **** was like peanut butter yo!!!! ;)
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That's how the first attack was. The second one was that yellow water with the floaty bits that you get when you are all out of solids.
 
Staward

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Seems like you....

*put glasses on*

...had a sh1tty day

*YEAAAAAAAAAH*

I heard once that drinking a lot of coke actually helps. I've tried myself once. I don't know if it worked but i had a good time drinking it all day.
 
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