It's not possible for most people to **** themselves, usually it requires at least one other person.
Look at the poll results, only 1s.
Have you ever watched porn?
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It's not possible for most people to **** themselves, usually it requires at least one other person.
Look at the poll results, only 1s.
I remember a friend of mine and I decided to put in some Hong Kong porn. It was hella fake (like no penetration, the angle of the camera made it so that you can't tell if the two were actually f*ckin or just on top of each other) . My friend and I downed shots of vodka and we laughed at the porn.
Then we watched American porn and laughed too. Sure there's penetration, but it's just hella fake and like.... FAKE. Half the women in American porn don't even orgasm, and the men hold theirs off by switching camera angles (note: rest period!).... Did I mention that the men have horrifying moans sometimes too?
Then we watched American porn and laughed too. Sure there's penetration, but it's just hella fake and like.... FAKE. Half the women in American porn don't even orgasm, and the men hold theirs off by switching camera angles (note: rest period!).... Did I mention that the men have horrifying moans sometimes too?
Warning, lots of personal stuff which you might find disgusting or sick ahead:
OMG I can't believe I wrote this....this was like my darkest secret or something. 
Nobody can top me now!
I actually haven't watched much porn early on, even if I could. Actually I did read some mags with naked pictures randomly or videos, not even real porn or anything and it got me off and it was one of the things I fapped to. Yeah even non sexual images, damn I was so perverted....but I kept it all secret and actually didn't engage in sexual behavior in anyone or something.
And I was a ****ing child, I did it way before puberty started (and you wouldn't believe how good it actually was to masturbate and have orgasm without ejaculating and without getting tired of it, it was also a bit different feeling but I remember when I started to have first ejaculation when I was 11 that I felt very disappointed and it was very tiresome at first, also I was a bit in shock of that lots of the stuff that came through, I mean nowadays I can hardly remember how it was back then but for sure it was better and for sure I wasn't able to appreciate it back then, if I knew something about it or that it is gonna be different later on I would do it way more often, hell I didn't even know it was called masturbation or anything, I thought it was just a play I invented, I wanted to tell friends about it once and was really about to, but something got in my way of doing so and I didn't and I felt later on that I should perhaps still keep it a secret).
In the Azura's thread I said to someone that if he thought that was sick what I posted that I can't masturbate without my foreskin that he shouldn't know when I started or what I first masturbated to and sleepyhead wanted to know anyway but the thread went too far and I didn't feel like bringing the topic up again. I actually started around 4-5 years old (not kidding) and I stopped in like 8 or 9 because we were going to swim courses and I started to feel bad after masturbating after I got home from the course from school, feeling very guilty or something and because I imagined girls and boys being together in the clothes change etc and other stuff.
And I stopped later on, I mean during my late puberty and adolescence, I don't even recall watching porn or anything once, not even accidentally....yeah it is weird. Well I just didn't know any really good stuff anyway and the living conditions made me kinda repress these things. I started again past age of 18 and got some useful tips from someone for good porn etc...so that got me started again, but it is very specific and I am not too hooked up on it anyway.
Oh and I am still virgin while we are at it too....
And I was a ****ing child, I did it way before puberty started (and you wouldn't believe how good it actually was to masturbate and have orgasm without ejaculating and without getting tired of it, it was also a bit different feeling but I remember when I started to have first ejaculation when I was 11 that I felt very disappointed and it was very tiresome at first, also I was a bit in shock of that lots of the stuff that came through, I mean nowadays I can hardly remember how it was back then but for sure it was better and for sure I wasn't able to appreciate it back then, if I knew something about it or that it is gonna be different later on I would do it way more often, hell I didn't even know it was called masturbation or anything, I thought it was just a play I invented, I wanted to tell friends about it once and was really about to, but something got in my way of doing so and I didn't and I felt later on that I should perhaps still keep it a secret).
In the Azura's thread I said to someone that if he thought that was sick what I posted that I can't masturbate without my foreskin that he shouldn't know when I started or what I first masturbated to and sleepyhead wanted to know anyway but the thread went too far and I didn't feel like bringing the topic up again. I actually started around 4-5 years old (not kidding) and I stopped in like 8 or 9 because we were going to swim courses and I started to feel bad after masturbating after I got home from the course from school, feeling very guilty or something and because I imagined girls and boys being together in the clothes change etc and other stuff.
And I stopped later on, I mean during my late puberty and adolescence, I don't even recall watching porn or anything once, not even accidentally....yeah it is weird. Well I just didn't know any really good stuff anyway and the living conditions made me kinda repress these things. I started again past age of 18 and got some useful tips from someone for good porn etc...so that got me started again, but it is very specific and I am not too hooked up on it anyway.
Oh and I am still virgin while we are at it too....
Nobody can top me now!
Nah, if it's the truth and you are willing and brave to stand by it (and have the guts to write out to begin with) I'd say you should keep it.
Yeah it is the truth. But it is not that abnormal after all anyway, it happens more often than you may think from what I have read, these studies and wikipedia articles and stuff. Just that I am a bit afraid of reactions to that stuff. But who doesn't want to read it, don't read it, that is why I put it in a black spoiler box anyway.
Honestly I feel weird after typing that also. On the other side, why not talk about it though?
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if no one objects, I'm just going to go ahead and nominate this for post of the year.
I know it's early, but there is real potential here.
I was actually blackmailed for that stuff later when I told it my best friend back in the end of puberty etc. What an asshole he was anyway....
Nobody can blackmail me for it now anyway since I posted it here (before only told few) and it is not a real secret anymore, but whatever.
Nobody can blackmail me for it now anyway since I posted it here (before only told few) and it is not a real secret anymore, but whatever.
Why would it need to be a secret? you liked to spank the monkey, everyone does, and you just started earlier than most, i don't see the big deal..
Yeah. But back then it was more hard to talk about it and that guy I told it to abused the knowledge, he even said he will call to hospital I was gonna go to and tell them my health problems are probably caused by masturbation and some **** if I was to leave earlier and not listen to his whole interrogation which he did on me. It's a long story on its own, but that would be far too offtopic on this thread.
dude i was like you.
i started wanking before puberty and right now .your begin fake and gay.
Wow, you guys are mean
What, I can't compliment someone on a good post and say that I would like more good posts coming from him?*shrug*
What do you mean with "your begin fake and gay"? Does that mean "you are beginning to sound fake and gay" or something?
Are you suggesting the story is made up or something? No it's not, however ridiculous it may sound. I am not homosexual either.
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