A bad time to fart

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...but do they ever ripen up nice so when you take off the space suit, no one in the station can escape the stench.

You know how you can tell when a girl is wearing panty hose? When she farts, her ankles swell up.

Okay okay, that's not true. Women don't fart. They don't stop yapping long enough to build up any back pressure.