POLL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gaaahh... You... You're just plain disgusting!! No wonder you're called bad-*** !!
As for me... Uhh... Look, could you please spare me the embarrassment of that question??
Creme du Cammy. For soft, tender skin.
As for me... Uhh... Look, could you please spare me the embarrassment of that question??
Creme du Cammy. For soft, tender skin.
I just crack the window, and act like nothing ever happened /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
I am what I am!!!
I am what I am!!!
billy youve just gone up yet another notch in my weirdo guy index. LOL! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
The Rock definitely Doesn't want to smell what your BADA$$ is cooking!
IF YA SMELL LA! LA! LA!
WHAT THE PU MASCOT IS....
........... Cooking!
IF YA SMELL LA! LA! LA!
WHAT THE PU MASCOT IS....
........... Cooking!
I like the smell of my own farts if there's other people around to appreciate them. Especially the silent ones that make me snicker to myself as I await the coming expression on the person's face who's sitting beside me.
Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
Yes, Morety brings up a delightful point, If you fart do you not laugh. . . I do (might say something about maturity levels) But I can say I don't like to smell my own fart, thats just weird!!!
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Farts are ok...... as long as they are not done in cramped lifts or spacesuits
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I let a silent one go once in gym class back in the high school days. I was in the centre of the floor with about 50 guys.
First, the guys immediately sitting next to me had to get up and go to the far wall. Then as the smell hit the next row of people, they had to get up and go. This went on as the smell reached farther and farther away from me. Here I was, at the end of it, sitting all alone in the middle of the gym floor, laughing my *** off, while the rest of the class was all standing up against the wall. The teacher ended up in stitches too. It was one of my greatest farts ever.
Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
First, the guys immediately sitting next to me had to get up and go to the far wall. Then as the smell hit the next row of people, they had to get up and go. This went on as the smell reached farther and farther away from me. Here I was, at the end of it, sitting all alone in the middle of the gym floor, laughing my *** off, while the rest of the class was all standing up against the wall. The teacher ended up in stitches too. It was one of my greatest farts ever.
Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
"Better to fart it and waste it"
"Than burp it and taste it"
[This message has been edited by UY (edited 05-26-2000).]
"Than burp it and taste it"
[This message has been edited by UY (edited 05-26-2000).]
Ok, Billy, I'd really hate to be stuckin a lift with you if u actually like the smell of your own farts.
"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when
a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
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"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when
a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
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el Gato|PuF
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Are you a smart feller or a fart smeller?
How about "turtles", also known as "Dutch Ovens"? Hint: you must be under some blankets.
Wish I was oceansize...
How about "turtles", also known as "Dutch Ovens"? Hint: you must be under some blankets.
Wish I was oceansize...
I know what a dutch oven is...but I have my own variation of it.
I let most of the fart out silently, saving just a little bit. Then, I stick my butt out from under the covers and do the noisiest little puckle that I can. Then my wife pulls the covers over her own head and gives herself the full treatment.
UY: Love the icons!!!
Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
I let most of the fart out silently, saving just a little bit. Then, I stick my butt out from under the covers and do the noisiest little puckle that I can. Then my wife pulls the covers over her own head and gives herself the full treatment.
UY: Love the icons!!!
Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
I know a girl who likes poop
That's so disgusting
" Repeat after me...I'll never, ever take on a god again." - Rugal B.
That's so disgusting
" Repeat after me...I'll never, ever take on a god again." - Rugal B.
LOL, Morety!!!!
You know what I tell my wife when I fart? I tell her that she's special because I would never do that around another woman
She just doesn't seem to appreciate that as much as I think she should!
You know what I tell my wife when I fart? I tell her that she's special because I would never do that around another woman
She just doesn't seem to appreciate that as much as I think she should!
Allrght Morety, you´re going down...
BURR, the greatest crackhead ever.
GunnerX, What the hell am i gonna wright now? Well, shut up you damn WHY-Bot. I´ll think of something better...
Skumboy, I have a very special relationship with this guy...
RaptoR, No more nick changing! You hear me boy!?
Blorgg, Don´t do anything stuppid man! It´s a 486 goddamit!
CHRYSt, i am putting you here because you are not afraid of ending up here... You will be...
Morety, fart-freak...
BURR, the greatest crackhead ever.
GunnerX, What the hell am i gonna wright now? Well, shut up you damn WHY-Bot. I´ll think of something better...
Skumboy, I have a very special relationship with this guy...
RaptoR, No more nick changing! You hear me boy!?
Blorgg, Don´t do anything stuppid man! It´s a 486 goddamit!
CHRYSt, i am putting you here because you are not afraid of ending up here... You will be...
Morety, fart-freak...
*holds finger up to nose*
Ahh...
Ahhhhh...
AHHHHHHHHHH
PHHHHLLLLLTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
hehe, bet you thought I was gonna sneeze.
Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
Ahh...
Ahhhhh...
AHHHHHHHHHH
PHHHHLLLLLTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
hehe, bet you thought I was gonna sneeze.
Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
hehe Morety!
you are nasssssty!
gramps|PuF
"I don't pay attention to politics."
"You should. It's bareley less important than your own heart beat."
"I don't pay attention to that either."
you are nasssssty!
gramps|PuF
"I don't pay attention to politics."
"You should. It's bareley less important than your own heart beat."
"I don't pay attention to that either."
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