Would you like to touch my wang? It's a little big and heavy, but it's got all the power you'll ever need.
Who wants to touch my wang?
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Luminuis
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OMG CHRYSt, this has to be one of your best yet.
I like my wang better, I wish I had a pic to show but it's BIG.
I like my wang better, I wish I had a pic to show but it's BIG.
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Terminal {DTH}
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<GunnerX> CHRYSt's Wang is cut-off so it's a dumb terminal which can't be shared thus cannot be mounted yet it's all Sticky!
What the?
How did this post get to the top? There were always two post above the others no matter what. The cancer research one and the ubb screwed us or something. What happened?
How did this post get to the top? There were always two post above the others no matter what. The cancer research one and the ubb screwed us or something. What happened?
Notice yer WANG seems to hang to the right 
lol
so now can we start usin these terms for ya:
1)The Wanginator
2)WangMan
3)WANGerific
4)(for the ladies)WANGilicious
5)WANGaholic
and I'm sure we'll be sayin stuff like
"There's CHRYSt:
1)trying to fix his WANG"
2)playing with his WANG again"
3)showing off his WANG yet again"
4)trying to convince SN to touch his WANG"
5)polishing his WANG"
welp man I'm tapped outta WANGerific jokes LOL
lolso now can we start usin these terms for ya:
1)The Wanginator
2)WangMan
3)WANGerific
4)(for the ladies)WANGilicious
5)WANGaholic
and I'm sure we'll be sayin stuff like
"There's CHRYSt:
1)trying to fix his WANG"
2)playing with his WANG again"
3)showing off his WANG yet again"
4)trying to convince SN to touch his WANG"
5)polishing his WANG"
welp man I'm tapped outta WANGerific jokes LOL
I think everyone is avoiding the real question. CHRYSt, I can't make a sound decision on this poll until you answer one question.
How many Goshen heads is your Wang?
I can't tell by the scale of that picture.
How many Goshen heads is your Wang?
I can't tell by the scale of that picture.
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