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NeoNite

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Cherubs in doom3 aren't that bad. Those in dead space are slightly annoying, but once you know how to deal with them it's smooth sailing. Viva el plasma cutter.
(or line rack)

And they're pretty good at the chaingun chachacha :D

Though, the pulse gun isn't really handy so I've stopped using it...
 

SlayerDragon

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How do you get 100 dead babies into a bucket?
Blender

How do you get them back out?
Torilla chips
 

M.A.D.X.W

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I could post a joke for that but I'm not sure everyone would appreciate it.
I don't appreciate the lack of joke though. So either way there will be unappreciation. You probably shouldn't have said anything but now it's too late.
 

Arnox

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Clearly I am a bore because I find talking about dead babies highly offensive and upsetting. Shall we make jokes about people with cancer? Or maybe it would be funny to laugh about children who get raped? Some things just aint funny....
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Tag-makers can take it from behind from big, burly, drag queens.
 
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Staward

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I'm so excited for the pics, c'mon people, dead babies, go!

edit: dead babies or boobs, anything to save the thread

edit2: no dead boobs, please, that would just completely ruin the thread
 
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Arnox

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I'm so excited for the pics, c'mon people, dead babies, go!

edit: dead babies or boobs, anything to save the thread

edit2: no dead boobs, please, that would just completely ruin the thread
Please... No more.
 

Jacks:Revenge

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somewhere; sometime?
I could post a joke for that but I'm not sure everyone would appreciate it.
don't be a tease.
Clearly I am a bore because I find talking about dead babies highly offensive and upsetting. Shall we make jokes about people with cancer? Or maybe it would be funny to laugh about children who get raped? Some things just aint funny....
couple things...

  1. no one is talking about dead babies. they're making jokes about dead babies. huge difference.
  2. yes, we shall makes jokes about cancer. and we shall make jokes about rape. and kids who get raped. because they're jokes.
and I never said you were boring.
I said you were no fun because you came into a thread that you have no interest in and decided to comment on its content anyway. and that's no fun.

you know what is fun?
more offensive jokes.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of coke fall out the window.

What's the difference between a white dead baby and a black dead baby?
About 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why do black people only have nightmares?
The last one who had a dream got shot.

I wanked over a blind girl the other day.
She never saw me coming.

What's 12 inches long and stiff in the morning?
Crib death.

What's yellow and blue and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
or
What's yellow and red and floats on top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.

What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

Paedophiles are f*cking immature assholes.

What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society!
or
What's black on top and white on bottom?
Rape!

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?
I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it.

I like my women how I like my coffee...
In a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.

After death, which organ in the female body remains warm?
My cock.

What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year-old girl?
Flip her over and it's just like having sex with an 8 year-old boy!

How do you starve a Mexican?
Hide the food stamps under the soap.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
 
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lovebug

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I said you were no fun because you came into a thread that you have no interest in and decided to comment on its content anyway. and that's no fun.

Who doesnt do that? I comment on tons of threads I have no interest in.

Anyway I wont be coming in this thread anymore now I know what its about.