it's been 4 days and I finally took a poop

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Mar 19, 2002
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it wasn't much, but it was something.

Man, on the 3rd day I was starting to have a freak out, like I'd never poop again. Hungry but afraid to eat.

I don't know if it was the alcohol but I'm downing some serious alcohol now and all of the sudden, I had a movement!

It used to be every morning after my coffee, but not recently.

I'm sticking to being **** faced.

you all can have your sobriety, and plug your butt hole with it.

value your bowel movements for they may not come.
 
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ilkman

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People who shit in mouths are gross and sgould be ostracised from civilization where they can go amd make thier own colony of good shitiness into peoples mouths.

Gross. you guys are disgusting. I hate ou all.