Forum users: Yes, he is.
Dead thread: I'm not!
Moderator: He isn't?
Forum users: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Dead thread: I'm getting better!
Forum users: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Moderator: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Dead thread: I don't want to go on the cart!
Forum users: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Moderator: I can't take him.
Dead thread: I feel fine!
Forum users: Well, do us a favor.
Moderator: I can't.
Forum users: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Moderator: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Forum users: Well, when's your next round?
Moderator: Thursday.
Dead thread: I think I'll go for a walk.
Forum users: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Dead thread: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Lock]
Forum users: Ah, thanks very much.
Moderator: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Forum users: Right.