Hi from the Monty Python Brigade

who the fuck bumps something like this

where do these people come from

how did they even find this thread

Jacks:Revenge said:

how did they even find this thread

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The power of google

Forum users: Yes, he is.

Dead thread: I'm not!

Moderator: He isn't?

Forum users: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

Dead thread: I'm getting better!

Forum users: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

Moderator: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Dead thread: I don't want to go on the cart!

Forum users: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Moderator: I can't take him.

Dead thread: I feel fine!

Forum users: Well, do us a favor.

Moderator: I can't.

Forum users: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Moderator: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

Forum users: Well, when's your next round?

Moderator: Thursday.

Dead thread: I think I'll go for a walk.

Forum users: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?

Dead thread: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.

[Lock]

Forum users: Ah, thanks very much.

Moderator: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Forum users: Right.

gopostal said:

It's been a decade, doubt they care now.

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NI!

I wonder how many bottles of milk elmurfud consumed when he wrote that...

[m]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOjtaXdbqfU[/m]

When I grow up, I wanna be John Cleese.

Shit, didn't look at the date and I saw Worf and some of the old schoolers and thought something crazy was happening.

NeoNite said:

I wonder how many bottles of milk elmurfud consumed when he wrote that...

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Were I a milkman and single, I would probably follow the half naked blond lady, but I could break that flimsy ass door down so it wouldn't be to my doom but only to the tragic realization that I wasn't getting any pussy.

However...

Me: When I write, I drink spam.

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Me: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencal manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!



It's a protein shake.

...hmmm