Comparative religions when sh!t happens

I think this is quite an old one .... I first saw it taped to the wall of a drug and alchohol de-tox project that I happened to be taking all the furniture out of.


Catholicism: "When Sh!t happens, I deserve it"

Protestantism: "Sh!t won't happen if I work harder"

Judaism: "Why does this sh!t always happen to me?"

Hinduism: "This sh!t has happened before"

Buddism: "But is it really sh!t?"

Islam: "When sh!t happens, take a hostage"

Hare krishna: "Sh!t happens rama dama ding dong"

Rastafarianism: "Lets smoke this sh!t"