Getting Married!

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Peavey

Peavey

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I'm finally ready to tie the knot. I met this girl 2 days ago and she said she wants to have my babies (the ones I already have). My parents are donating $20,000 to the cause. I have never been so in love in my entire life, this transcends any romance in the history of mankind.


Thank you BuF for the moral support in my times of distress, you guys have really helped shape my life and who I am as a person.

Congrats to me :cool:
 
Zxanphorian

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BillyBadAss

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Trolling thread I guess? Seriously Peavey, I'm all for bangin the ladies, but that's all the shit you do before you find a nice girl. It seems like you had a hot piece of ass that just needed to be trained into taking it in the butt, and then finishing in her mouth and then she calls up her best friend and she comes over and they makeout swapping your poop cum. That's just nature.

You should of kept the good one.
 
Peavey

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In all seriousness, I'm back with my island girl... living the life of a gluttonous dog is not for me. Should never have left this girl in the first place. I'm a lucky man. She's a Studio Art major at a UC school. Plus, our anniversary is Cinco de Mayo.... and when you live this close to Mexico, that is AWESOME. I'm fortunate that karma bitch-slapped me in the third eye with lightning quickness, otherwise I'd have lost this girl for good.
 
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^ Fuck you, you don't deserve her. :rant:

I hope she fucked 1000 guys while you were broken up and they all came inside her and she's pregnant, which is why she wants to get married to you. :D
 
Renegade Retard

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Peavey said:
... living the life of a gluttonous dog is not for me. Should never have left this girl in the first place. I'm a lucky man. She's a Studio Art major at a UC school. Plus, our anniversary is Cinco de Mayo.... and when you live this close to Mexico, that is AWESOME. I'm fortunate that karma bitch-slapped me in the third eye with lightning quickness, otherwise I'd have lost this girl for good.
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Did you write that as she was dictating it to you, or did she make you memorize it?
 
Peavey

Peavey

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Outside of Texas, people actually have an opportunity for developing great literary/oratory skills ;)

But if you live in Austin, I'm totally jealous.
 
BillyBadAss

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Peavey said:
In all seriousness, I'm back with my island girl... living the life of a gluttonous dog is not for me. Should never have left this girl in the first place. I'm a lucky man. She's a Studio Art major at a UC school. Plus, our anniversary is Cinco de Mayo.... and when you live this close to Mexico, that is AWESOME. I'm fortunate that karma bitch-slapped me in the third eye with lightning quickness, otherwise I'd have lost this girl for good.
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Pics or she's not real.:)
 
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