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MrMaddog

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Underworld: 9/10

Pretty good horror/acrtion movie, it's like the first Matrix film only this has a compelling story and believable science. Real interesting if anyone likes World Of Darkness type stuff.

Underworld Evolution: 7/10

Nice continuation of the previous film but you 'have' to watch the first movie and then this right after it. Otherwise it's confusing as crap. It ties everything up though...

I'll probably go see the upcoming next film with my gf, it's suppose to explain the whole background story and orgins.
 
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sid

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 8/10

The Wrestler 8.5/10
 
Peccavi

Peccavi

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Skinwalkers - 2 "Uwe Boll"s out of 10.

Hammy acting, crapping visuals, and all round boring action. Complete and utter reliance of the audience's ability to follow information that was never in fact presented. I wasn't sure if the movie played from the angle that they didn't want to give "everything" away, or that it was infact really sh!t and that the director was burried under a pile of blow the entire time.
 
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Kaleena

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Max Payne 3/10
I loved the games so my summary is just "WTF?". Seriously, even the action scenes were "meh".
Now I'm going to reinstall the games and enjoy them once again D:
 
NeoNite

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The girl next door: Only watched halfway through. Well, elisha was hubba hubba hubba hubba etc. hubbaaa!!! But the story.. hmmm...bit predictable. 7/10

(Mainly extra points for elisha being so sexy)
 
IronMonkey

IronMonkey

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Apr 23, 2005
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NeoNite said:
(Mainly extra points for elisha being so sexy)
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Less about 300 points for being so annoying in 24.

Babylon AD 1/10

What a mess!

I don't know what the source material is but the lack of backstory exposition was the final nail in the coffin for this movie.

I see from imdb that there exists a 160 minute cut but all I saw was the 90 (actually 86 minutes because off frame rate changes US->UK) cut and it was just a confused mess.

The action was poor - there was one scene on the ice that recalled the worst excesses of Transporter 2. The product placement was gratuitous (Coca-cola is banned from this household for the next month in protest:)). There was no consistency of setting and the pacing was dreadful (who knows about the 160 minute cut?).

Avoid!
 
Mister_Prophet

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dotnetbeast said:
Tourque
Crappy movie. Even crappier ending. Thought I was on crack watching.
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This the one where people have sword fights with the front tire of their motorcycles, and Ice Cube chases some guy through a train on his motorcycle...jumping onto the roof from beween two cars of the train and then chases him again on the freakin' roof?

If so, then yeah. This was pretty hysterical.
 
Capt.Toilet

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IronMonkey said:
Babylon AD 1/10

What a mess!

I don't know what the source material is but the lack of backstory exposition was the final nail in the coffin for this movie.

I see from imdb that there exists a 160 minute cut but all I saw was the 90 (actually 86 minutes because off frame rate changes US->UK) cut and it was just a confused mess.

The action was poor - there was one scene on the ice that recalled the worst excesses of Transporter 2. The product placement was gratuitous (Coca-cola is banned from this household for the next month in protest:)). There was no consistency of setting and the pacing was dreadful (who knows about the 160 minute cut?).

Avoid!
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Thats the one with Vin Diesel correct? Yeah the directer publicly acknowledged that the film was a complete mess. Goes to show you what happens when a studio gets their way and the directer doesn't get to realize his vision of what the movie should have been.

Also what is it with the forums bandwidth. It took nearly 2 minutes to post this message, and even then it bombed out with a database error. Yeesh
 
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dotnetbeast

dotnetbeast

Mood Muzik
Feb 14, 2006
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Mister_Prophet said:
This the one where people have sword fights with the front tire of their motorcycles, and Ice Cube chases some guy through a train on his motorcycle...jumping onto the roof from beween two cars of the train and then chases him again on the freakin' roof?

If so, then yeah. This was pretty hysterical.
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Sword fight? When was that?
 
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T2A`

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Jan 10, 2004
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NeoNite said:
The girl next door: Only watched halfway through. Well, elisha was hubba hubba hubba hubba etc. hubbaaa!!! But the story.. hmmm...bit predictable. 7/10
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That movie was so annoying. If not for Elisha it would have been unwatchable. It goes far and beyond the usual happy ending of "the boy gets the girl." Not only does this total nerdface get a smoking hot woman, but he gets revenge on everyone who ever did him wrong, took his nerdface buddies from utter loserdom to legendary status, got into his dream college without paying for it, and landed a business connection that nets him millions without a whole lot of effort.

It's like... One of those things could have been believable. Maybe. But all of them together? Come the f**k on. At least be a little reasonable. D:
 
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dotnetbeast

dotnetbeast

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Feb 14, 2006
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T2A` said:
That movie was so annoying. If not for Elisha it would have been unwatchable. It goes far and beyond the usual happy ending of "the boy gets the girl." Not only does this total nerdface get a smoking hot woman, but he gets revenge on everyone who ever did him wrong, took his nerdface buddies from utter loserdom to legendary status, got into his dream college without paying for it, and landed a business connection that nets him millions without a whole lot of effort.

It's like... One of those things could have been believable. Maybe. But all of them together? Come the f**k on. At least be a little reasonable. D:
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Phew. I knew that would be the end. Now I dont have to see it.
 
Skold

Skold

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Aug 10, 2000
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Repo! The Genetic Opera

Wow. i hate operas and Rocky Horror-type stupid **** but this movie is awesome.

123/10
 
das_ben

das_ben

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Feb 11, 2000
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Sweeney Todd. For some reason I liked it better than last time I saw it, maybe it's one of those movies that take a while to grow on you. I remember being somewhat annoyed about some of the songs before, but that feeling was gone this time around. Thus updating the score from 7/10 to 8/10.
 
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