The history we dont know

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Chillinzebra

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It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

Eee, this thing with quotes not being text is silly.
 

Derelan

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the breasts which hung to the floor.

quite... quite...

[EDIT] I just read the entire thing. I spilled 2 glasses of water and fell on the floor many times. I haven't laughed that hard since Charlie Chaplin's 'Modern Times'. [/edit]
 
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Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
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Nero was a cruel tyrant who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

wow, that tune must be deadly...

Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.


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That's some amazingly funny shit, but I find it hard to believe all these things have been written by students.
 

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heh yeah, but sometimes students write stuff like that on purpose. I remember one time in high school during a dictation a friend of mione mispelled a word on purpose giving the sentence a whole new meaning and in doing so embarrasing the teacher.