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whaa? ok i will make the nucular explosives

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CHRYSt smells like poo!! You've been flinging feces again haven't you??

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i think it couldn't be tooo hard to blow up the planet =)

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Seems that GunnerX can't stop talking about his cat. Funny we should be talking about cat's and monkey's here as I found a cat-monkey hybrid on my home today. Quite a deadly combination. Perhaps it was created when u were testing out your wonderful weapons perhaps GunnerX? Little do u all know that my hobby of recreating weapons from FPS's is merely a cover for my real project: a gigantic feces launcher the size of Jupiter aimed directly at planet Earth. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH! HA! Don't worry, I will save u a lot of discomfort and hand out noseplugs beforehand. Although u r welcome to join me on my escape shuttle spacecraft thingy if u want to escape drowning in monkey excrement.

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Well from wot I've seen in these forums so far as a new comer I can tell that there is very little sanity left! I guess extensive UT playin does that to ya. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

I suppose with time I'll also be as mentaly instable as the rest of ya (no offence)!!!

btw wot it with the whole CHRYSt flinging monkey feces!?!?!

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Silly forumers. You don't need weapons to destroy the world. Its much simpler than that.

Just vote Republican!

(now the feces should really start to fly)

btw - this is not a prodemocrats statement, merely antirepublican. Boom is antieverything.
 
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Hahaha!! Great one Boom!! But, I think that would definitely be overkill!!! That's too damn scary!

Hmm, Vortex, you got special alien monkeys that have nuclear poo?! That would definitely destroy the planet Earth!!

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Don't worry, the spaceship will have everything we need to live, including UT. Feel free to bring any other games and stuff u think should be included on our journey. I'll need to know how many are planning to join me (so I know how many PC's to bring). The monkeys are what makes that big weapon so huge anyway, GunnerX. They r a special breed of GM monkeys and yes their poo is explosive. Even without UT, wouldn't u just be glad to escape death by mutant monkey feces?

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/me runs away very fast

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what is this ENTIRE DISTRUCTION OF THE WORLD?
WTF! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

Vortex you have a copy of unreal in that spacecraft thingy of yours don't you?

if not i'm NOT coming.

btw it would be nice to bring a few gaming macines too to play that copy! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

as for the matter on how to distruct the earth, well i don't think that the nuckiar monkey poo will help. man you haven't smelled some of the oder that my dad produces so i think that wouldn't do the trick.

maybe you can use that redeamer your building (i the goverment lets you) and spice it up a little! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

as for neo skinz.
what the hell! yes where losing our mind from extensive ut play.
SO WHAT! being a little crazzy is necesary to play!

well that's it for now.
bye, bye!!!! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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Jeez...Look, if you want to destroy the world, you simply have to pray to Jesu. If you are a devout enough follower of the teachings of Ugmah, and eat enough spam, Jesu will gladly blow up the world for you.

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vortex THERE IS NO LIVE WHITOUT UT!
so no i'll not be glad to join if theres no ut i would rather die! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
and selerox i know i'm weird (i'm not talking for anyone else!), but he isn't that some sort of system requirement? /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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Hey, don't worry CaSCaDe, I already said that there would be UT on the spaceship. I'm running out of time though cos the monkeys are getting annoyed at having to **** themselves for hours on end. I fear a rebellion.

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Have no fear!
The evil monkey fighter CaSCaDe is here!!

sorry just felt a terrible urch to do that!

anyways, the force will be whit you vortex! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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Thankyou, I feel so much better now. However, I don't know if even the force will be able to protect me as at the moment I am deep within the enemy compound. Not sure how long it will be before they discover me. Please send backup!

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back up is the way of the dark side.
just feel the force and you'll do fine vortex.

remember, the force will guide you, always!

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you where saying?

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Thnakyou, jedi master CaSCaDe, the force was with as I made my way out of the enemy stronghold. They were no match for an accomplished lightsabre user like myself! Anyhow, don't stop this thread going, we can do more than three pages surely!

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sure we can!
just hope to let the force guide me in the honarable ways of this forum to get more then 100, yes you read the right, 100 post!

i will be gradefull if anyone will help me.

btw vortex, what happend to you smiley?
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and an other question, can you make a force smiley for me.
many thanx in advance.

to all other PuFfers out there.
keep on posting your crazy sh*t here.
yes spil your minds, say anything u like.
(but please, no porn).

and as a jedi master told me once.
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honer the jedi ways and you'll live forever!
(you may look at the great obi-wan kenobi)

smell ya later!

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I think I just got into a habit of not posting that smiley. It still rules though and I will try and post it again sometime soon (perhaps now)

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There we go!

Secondly, it's not really my smiley. Don't known who made it but it wasn't me. Also, I've never made a smiley before but I could always give it a try. I assume you mean a little smiley with a lightsabre or something else perhaps? I'm sure we can make it way beyond 100! In fact this post might even become the next "Hey, get your acts together people!" which I'm sure would be quite an honour.

Meanwhile....

Click here

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