My wife has the mirena and that thing is dangerous. everything is cool and moving along fine and then all of a sudden it's like a godamned pipe cleaner jumps out and rapes your wiener
if your penis is too big you hit the cervix and girls feel uncomfortable about that
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Yowza. You wife must have an uncommonly short uterus. That would suck so hard. I just hate the stupid little string thing that feels like a piece of stiff dental floss stabbing your Johnson if it finds exactly the right angle. It isn't comfortable.
~Jason
Well, it's more that she's like 5' and I'm 6'2". Most of the time it's not a problem, but yea, when it finds that magic angle look the **** out! That said, it's a good "excuse"(?) to not use the missionary position
She told her obgyn, so he clipped them shorter. I think it just made it worse since they're stiffer now. At least it seems that way
yea, that's pretty much a no-goOh man.. I feel for you. Limited woman on top action for you.
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teeth are fine.
sometimes biting feels good.
it's braces you should be afraid of.
metal in the mouth is not cool unless it's a tongue piercing.
Far be it from me to accuse TurdDrive of subtlety, but I think he was referring to a vagina dentata.
HELLLL no. That ****'s weird to begin with, and tongue piercings feel horrible. I almost kicked a gal in the jaw like a bucking mule, for Fellatioboarding me. It's torture.
Important note: make sure that the tongue piecing is ball shaped (which feels fantastic) and not a bizzare and terrifying mace-like object (which so scarred Peavey).
~Jason