I have taken over the Earth from Heaven in the name of God!

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Kibbles-N-Bits

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As Infiltration's voluntary arbitration official and outside consultant in relation to this dispute, I support the views of Monk_Zero regarding the appropriate course of action to be taken by the offender "Archangel Michael", from here on referred to as "the claimant".
 
NotBillMurray

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As Infiltration's voluntary arbitration official and outside consultant in relation to this dispute, I support the views of Monk_Zero regarding the appropriate course of action to be taken by the offender "Archangel Michael", from here on referred to as "the claimant".
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Yeah, I remember when you had to arbitrate that messy divorce between Asmodeus and El Diablo. Must be difficult working the legal system with dieties who will unmake existance if they don't get "half".

:D
 
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Objection!
The claimant has not voiced a demand for custody of the cosmos. He specifically stated that he wished to possess the planet Earth. Whether it is for his own personal venues or for some greater task set upon him by his employer, God. And therefore threats of physical conflict for control of the cosmos are not relevant to this dispute.
 
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Your honor, may I request that the bailiff escort that man out of the thread.

Judge Mills Lane: I'll allow it. Mr. Baron, please cooperate with Sergant Ghost and wait outside this thread for the remainder of the dispute.
 
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once again,

:lol:

Your Honor! I bring new evidence to the stand!

/me walks up to the judge

"Here's a message from my friend, Benjimin Franklin ... see that Archangel Michael gets a nice cell with someone named Butch."

:D
 
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El Diablo, you are not the Devil unless you are Bill Clinton, but you are probably one of his assistants because of your glorification of evil men. Kibbles-N-Bits, I do not pay taxes because I help pastor the Church of God, the Roman Catholic Church and the Protestant denominations. I am here to unite the Church as 2nd Assistant Pope Petrus Romanus (Peter the Roman) and to serve as next
Governor of Michigan (which means Heaven in the heavenly Comandero language) starting this year, and next President after
George Dubya to be elected in the election of 2008. Monk-Zero, I do not recognize any authority over me except God the Father Yahweh, and God the Son Jesus Christ as I am God the Holy Spirit.
Those of you who believe in me have my spirit in you. As for beerbaron, I fight devils and demons daily spiritually, and help to heal, save, and deliver fallen angels and angelas. As Governor of
Michigan, I intend to outlaw abortion, tobacco, and taxes in Michigan, and to legalize our Heavenly Currency for worldwide peace and prosperity, funding all the righteous governments of the world with the Heavenly Currency!
 
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Whats that smell....man it reaks in here....i smell....Fjæsing!

Jeg talte endgang med en fyr, som indtet hvidste om dansk natur, jeg sagde under hver eneste banke liger der en Fjæsing på lur!

Fjæsing Fjæsing en ulækker fisk! Fjæsing Fjæsing vammel og bidsk! Fjæsing Fjæsing du fortjæner at lide, Fjæsing Fjæsing det nu du skal bide!

Så stod vi der og dyppede tær, i den hedeste bølge, jeg sagde hver gang du en sandorm ser, så skal en Fjæsing følge!

Fjæsing Fjæsing en ulækker fisk! Fjæsing Fjæsing vammel og bidsk! Fjæsing Fjæsing du fortjæner at lide, Fjæsing Fjæsing det nu du skal bide!

Lige som en soldat, hedder Jens og en Autonom hedder Søren, så hedder en sandorm Christoffer, og en Fjæsing heder BENT!

Fjæsing Fjæsing en ulækker fisk! Fjæsing Fjæsing vammel og bidsk! Fjæsing Fjæsing du fortjæner at lide, Fjæsing Fjæsing det nu du skal bide!
 
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Good is evil! Satan is your friend! He wants to give you everything you need... You'd like that, wouldn't you? Satan only wants to help you out. This lying scum is going to BACKSTAB you, just for a little adultery, or a spot of theft... Don't fall for his trap!
 
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Goat Fucker

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En Fjæsing? det er en meget grim bundfisk med giftige pikke på ryggen, ret aldmindelig i danske vandløb, men i dansk Punk kultur er Fjæsing også det vi kalder Skindheads og Nazister.

Ja, Gede knepperen er mit Punker navn ;)

Lucifer fell from heaven trying to protect us from Bog's madness, but now that he's gone, we are shurely doomed.
 
{GD}Ghost

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Ok, this is getting a little wierd. I think we have a few psychopaths who have gone to dangerous extremes and have lost their freakin' minds. The real world dosen't exist at these extremes. The real world exists somewhere around where the two meet. Where sane people, grounded in reality fight the real battles of everyday life for either good or evil.

So, everyone take their Prozac or whatever chemical substance you take that will balance you out and find the appropriate AOL chat room to discuss this.

....and as a side note, Hitler also thought he was God's personal assistant, as does (or did) Osama Bin Laden and David Koresh, and that off the wall Jim something guy that killed all his sheepish followers with kool-aide. For crying out loud, the KKK think they're doing God a service.:rolleyes:
 
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