HEY! Get your acts together people!

Egad! What were we doing in the BBR (Big Blue Room for you non ufies out there)? *shiver* the horror of that nasty ball of flame. Wait... maybe it was cloudy over me. Yeah that's it, I need to work on my training that little storm cloud to follow me better.

Hehe, cool. Now I've got a roaming lightning gun *cackle*. *cringe* Don't hurt me for a Quake reference *duck*


I belch in your general direction.

Tykeal, what in the world are you rambling about?

Funk: Did you actually read this post from the begining? I am writing little entertaining stories (skits, jokes, whatever) about getting killed so CHRYSt can be entertained! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif It just for fun so the story makes sense to him (I hope) and the other guys that are participating.

I am 34 years old...




I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

Was I rambling. I think you mentioned something about being outside (BBR). Oh, the horror of seeing a nasty ball of flame in the sky... I can just feel the migraine now *shudder*

As for the little storm cloud hovering around me, just think about. What better way to get rid of idjits then to train a little cloud to give them a lightning bolt up the arse when they annoyed you /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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*tykeal pets his storm cloud and names it Shock.

"Be a good cloud and go give Task a shock for me huh? That'll put a bit of a spark in his day *grin*"

*Shock floats over to Taskmaster | PuF and gives him a little zap.

*Taskmaster | PuF jumps up and looks real annoyed at Shock.

"Hey, Tykeal, what's up with this dingy cloud hovering around you?"

*Shock gets annoyed and crisps Taskmaster | PuF.

*A voice out of nowhere... "Head Shot"

*tykeal exclaims, "Oooo... I didn't realize that a lightning bolt was considered a Head Shot! Cool."

*CHRYSt looks over and snickers at the smoking remains of Taskmaster | PuF.


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*tykeal runs over to administer first aid to CHRYSt's finger and trips.

*Shock thinking it's an attack promptly zots CHRYSt.

*CHRYSt not thinking it's funny impact hammers tykeal while he's on the ground and then slaughters Shock.

*Taskmaster comes in and complains that he's the one that's supposed to die, not tykeal.

*Shock (new and improved with extra shocking action) still disgruntled with Tasmaster's comment of "dingy cloud" fry's Tasmaster again.


I belch in your general direction.

Tykeal... I'll deal with you soon enough! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

CHRYSt... a broken finger has to put a cramp in your UT playing... I want to play you online tonight! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif I need any advantage when we play as you clobber me normally.




I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

* Taskmaster struggles to his feet, shaking off the dizziness and massive head ache.

"Thank God for that metal plate in my head!" exclaimed Task as he wiped the dirt, grit, dust, grass, sand, mulch, twigs, hair, pebbles and so on, off his PuF soldier skin.

Taskmaster, with a small trail of thin white smoke still rising from the burnt hair on his head after that strange lightning strike, stand before his drawing board - the one he always goes back to.

He feverishly begins to sketch the scematics for a strange device. He plots points, designs electrical circuitry, twirls strands of insulated wires, and creates die-casted, molded plastic parts.

Soon he holds ups an umbrella-type device with wires leading to a small computer controlled device attached at the bottom of the wooden handled umbrella.

Taskmaster stands out side on the highest hill he can find and begins screaming bad things about Tykeal. Soon a black storm cloud appears on the horizon, moving rapidly in his direction.

Taskmaster gets giddy with delight as he switches on the make-shift device and opens the umbrella for shelter.

The storm cloud hoovers overhead bellowing loud thunderbolts as it rages at Taskmaster's bad-mouthing of its master. A powerful bolt crackles down hitting Taskmaster's umbrella with a resounding BOOM!

Taskmaster device absorbs the powerful force of the electricity in the lightning bolt and fires it out through the tip of the umbrella in a focus stream of positively charged electrons. The storm cloud is vaporized in to harmless hydorgen and oxygene atoms and dispersed by the the upper atmospheric winds.

Taskmaster stands triumphantly at top the hill thrusting, waving and jumping up and down, as a mysterious voice announced "You are the WINNER!"

Taskmaster begins looking around for CHRYSt and his impact hammer, but the coward has run off for pain medication...

"Tomorrow is another day..." mutters Taskmaster through his cracked teeth. The evening twilight is filled with a maniacal laughter!




I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

maybe instead of PRETENDING to play with these lame posts you can actually go play /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

It's nice not being the one to die for a change! Heheh... /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif



I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!

*bow* I know the feeling, so I thought I would help /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


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[This message has been edited by tykeal (edited 02-24-2000).]

What could be more twisted than to have a guy eat crushed glass and then shape the molten glass into an ornament with his stomach muscles while being burned alive? /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif



[This message has been edited by Taskmaster (edited 02-25-2000).]

EH?

*Waking screaming from a nightmare tykeal looks around and feels safe in the darkness.

"It was just a dream, I wasn't really outside. The horror, the injustice... hey wait a minute... I'm not in my cave!"

Looking around a bit more carefully, tykeal realizes that he's in a tent!

"It's Taskmasters fault I tell you. All his fault. I'll get him!"

Suddently he heres something outside. Beep, beep, beep, beep....

"What's that?"

Getting up he crawls from the tent only to stumble across a translocator disk.

"No!!!!" he screams as Taskmaster pops in from out of thin air telefraging tykeal.

"Ha! Thought you could get me while I was asleep did you?" Taskmaster cackles gleefully. "Showed you!"


I belch in your general direction.

I'm curious just how long this story session is going to last /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif

/~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif I just realized I may not be posting as often started on Monday. Ah, the wonders of a new job /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


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Hm.

-Jenny watches in awe


Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day..

here's my story:

there were once these people who would post messages about how they simulated actual gameplay of UT and it looked really lame..

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beheheh

Funk, haven't you ever RPGed? You know, table top or Live Action? It's a similar concept... just go with the flow

Besides, when you can't play because your at work, you need to make up for it anyway you can /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif


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but you dont RPG an FPS lol maybe AD&D which i have done lol

I wouldn't say you can't RPG in FPS. Thief is very close to an RPG. Also if you haven't tried System Shock 2, though it's not the greatest 3D engine in the world, it is most assuredly an RPG that is using a FPS system.

Besides, even Quake had some mods that did a semi-RPG in the engine... ever hear of Future vs Fantasy?

Also, the Unreal engine actually lends itself to the idea of using it for RPG systems. You could even go so far as to create a Distributed FPS RPG MUD (how's that for acronyms /~unreal/ubb/html/wink.gif )

In fact, I keep trying to work out the details on doing just that, I just don't seem to have the time at home to really sit down and work on it *sigh*. I believe Digital Extremes is now working on a similar concept to mine for a professionally made game, using none other than the Unreal engine.

You know what, if they pull it off, I'll return to MUDding... just with a better game play *grin*.


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