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Igoy

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[GU]elmur_fud;2498312 said:
Typical female vanities aside. If you were paid appropriately, would you pose nude for a artistic photo-shoot/painting/sculpture/etc? Same question only with porn (solo/bi/gay/straight)?

Not offering a job btw, I don't have those skill-sets.

Scantily clad, yes. Fully nude, no.
 

Igoy

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Hymens.


More precisely:

1. Why the hell haven't you females evolved beyond the need for a hymen?

2. Why does cherry popping have to be so damned bloody and unpleasant (for the female anyway)?

3. Why are some females so damned clueless about what and why their hymen is/was?

4. Because of above, why must some females base their sexlife on the initial loss of their hymens?

5. Isn't "popping the cherry" in serious need of retirement?

1. Because men still like acquiring life's EXP for popping them.

2. I don't know. I lost mine after falling off a fence when I was 14/15. Thus my cherry was never popped.

3. Because woman are slappers.

4. I don't think many do. I think most women either want to lose it as soon as possible and enjoy many years of sex having, or abstain until they find "the one". Or are mormons.

5. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
 

-Jes-

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I guess I'm the only guy in Europe+UK who's had to educate TWO ladyfriends on what their hymen was, and why they don't remember it all that fondly.


5. Not broken, maybe, but prone to pedobear abuse, very. Your thoughts?
 
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Agent_5

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Hypothetical: A woman that I'm interested in is with a group of friends. What viable options do I have to get her away from her friends so I can ask her out? This could just be me, but trying to talk to someone you don't know very well is more stressful if she's with 3+ people.