BuF smells

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Peavey

Peavey

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Everytime I log on, this wafting smell of artichoke farts and broccoli turds bombards my nostrils like a thousand vomit-coated needles. I turned my speakers off, and it still smells. Is there something in my profile that I can fix? Maybe our site just needs maintenance? I have a shirt over my nose right now.
 
Peavey

Peavey

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No Jacks:SmirkingBUTTHOLE, I am wearing my shirtmask BECAUSE it smells :mad::mad:
 
Peavey

Peavey

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Good news guys :)

Turns out when I was smelling my cat's litter box, I smelled it pretty hard and accidentally inhaled a chunk of wet cat sewage, which got lodged in my left nostril.

I pulled it out with tweezers today, but it kind of burst when I plucked it out :( Nothing a little Listerine couldn't wash out though :) All is well.
 
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