Top Tip #1 - What NOT to do with a dead dog found by the roadside.
Come out of pub at closing time.
Attempt to walk straight.
Fail miserably.
See dead dog.
Pick up dead dog.
Walk into still open (and rather full) kebab shop.
Slam aforementioned dog ontop of the counter and say "That's the last one you're getting from us until we get paid...."
Run very fast away from mad turk wielding meat cleaver, for a total distance of two miles....
I really miss being a student ...
This piece of irrelevence has been brought to your attention courtesy of FriedGreen MonkeyCustard from the RedeemerWhistle Cafe..
------------------
MonkeyCustard|PuF
Alternate ego of CallMe[PuF]Daddy.
First Disciple of GrandMasterPMB|PuF
A Guiness drinking, dope smoking, llama hunting misbegotten son of a motherless whoremonger
"As funky as a dogs testicles"
Come out of pub at closing time.
Attempt to walk straight.
Fail miserably.
See dead dog.
Pick up dead dog.
Walk into still open (and rather full) kebab shop.
Slam aforementioned dog ontop of the counter and say "That's the last one you're getting from us until we get paid...."
Run very fast away from mad turk wielding meat cleaver, for a total distance of two miles....
I really miss being a student ...
This piece of irrelevence has been brought to your attention courtesy of FriedGreen MonkeyCustard from the RedeemerWhistle Cafe..
------------------
MonkeyCustard|PuF
Alternate ego of CallMe[PuF]Daddy.
First Disciple of GrandMasterPMB|PuF
A Guiness drinking, dope smoking, llama hunting misbegotten son of a motherless whoremonger
"As funky as a dogs testicles"
