The Sorcerer's Apprentice 7/10
As this is a Jerry Bruckheimer production, normal values do not apply*. This rating is based in a Mindless Summer Blockbuster scale.
Explosions? Yes
Sense? No
Cheesiness? Yes
Fun? Some
Adults will suffer a degree of cognitive dissonance whilst watching the film but the kids will be fine and definitely will enjoy it.
*7/10 = 4/10 in RL.
Star Trek: Insurrection 3/10
I wish the producers could find a new plot for ST films. This one is another madmen seeking Paradise plot.
The crew of the Enterprise work to save the people of a Shangri-La from the predations of vile forces from within the Federation and elsewhere. The peaceful folk have abandoned technology (other than the push-up bra) for a simpler life as immortals on a distant planet. Not surprisingly, the lure of immortality has attracted interest.
Other than the repetition of a well-worn theme, the problems are numerous:
As this is a Jerry Bruckheimer production, normal values do not apply*. This rating is based in a Mindless Summer Blockbuster scale.
Explosions? Yes
Sense? No
Cheesiness? Yes
Fun? Some
Adults will suffer a degree of cognitive dissonance whilst watching the film but the kids will be fine and definitely will enjoy it.
*7/10 = 4/10 in RL.
Star Trek: Insurrection 3/10
I wish the producers could find a new plot for ST films. This one is another madmen seeking Paradise plot.
The crew of the Enterprise work to save the people of a Shangri-La from the predations of vile forces from within the Federation and elsewhere. The peaceful folk have abandoned technology (other than the push-up bra) for a simpler life as immortals on a distant planet. Not surprisingly, the lure of immortality has attracted interest.
Other than the repetition of a well-worn theme, the problems are numerous:
- Picard is a civil servant, not the bucconeering Kirk
- The entire economic basis of the baddies is just nonsense. We are to believe that a handful of folk can create a civilisation with technology beyond that of the Federation in less than a century.
- The scenes between Riker and Troi were just toe-curlingly awful.
- For a 1998 production, the CGI was very poor.
- Looooooong talking sessions. We do eventually get some action but it's quite a wait.