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cryptophreak

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This is a thread in which we all think very hard about what we've done.
 
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Nemephosis

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That was pretty much when I was lurking and on the fence about whether to come back or not. Then a couple guys I was waiting to get banned got banned, so it's safe. :p
 

Nemephosis

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One was Plumb Drumb. Yeah, I saw that guy's stuff, I am surprised it took as long as it did. There was someone else I don't remember because it was a long time ago and drumb managed to hold out long enough that I forgot.
 

Nemephosis

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I see DeeperShade's been banned.

Yup, that's certainly surprising...
 

Peavey

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I caught a bad case of Diarrhea of the Mouth from some pretty lame dudes, so I went off the map for a while and recovered. Glad to see it's all subsided.
 

BillyBadAss

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I caught a bad case of Diarrhea of the Mouth from some pretty lame dudes, so I went off the map for a while and recovered. Glad to see it's all subsided.

/me wrestles down Peavey and rips down his undies so that his bare white sweet cheeks are all exposed. BillyBadAss then proceeds to plunge into Peavey's young tight anus as if Peavey was some kind of experienced whore. BBA finishes Peavey off with a cream pie that would shame Peter North. When BBA pulls out it looks like Peavey is all gaped and loose with that used look that is all the rage on the fist forums. Peavey then rolls over on his back and looks up at the night sky while lighting up a cigarette. As he exhaled his first drag, he reflects on what just happened to him and notices he feels no regret or anger. He is at peace with the world and his forever loose anus.

The End


If you read that and got a bonner you are gay, or Igoy. Don't be mad at your penis. It's not healthy.
 

Gir

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I see DeeperShade's been banned.

Yup, that's certainly surprising...

D'aww, I was hoping to run into him too. What happened to The Dopefish? Beerbaron? Morety? Melobee? There must be so many names I'm plain forgetting. CHRYSt and Maj1013 are really the only people I kept in regular touch with over the years. I see some of the old crew made it into the moderating business, though they don't seem too active. Well, not for the past few days since my return at least. Poo.

BBA, still good to see you. Dude, if it wasn't for you I'd be having crap music taste by now. Nymb was a nice place to start.

There was someone else here who *GAVE* me a slightly used copy of System Shock 2, I'll never forget that. Box and all. English person. Damnit, I wish I could remember who it was! It inspired me to give away a few other games over the years.

If any of you ever manage to get back to this place, just wanted to thank you for some great years.
 
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Capt.Toilet

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D'aww, I was hoping to run into him too. What happened to The Dopefish? Beerbaron? Morety? Melobee? .

Dopefish shows up every now and again, beer baron I think got banned, Morety is about the same as Dopefish, and Melobee went off and got a woman so he was MIA for a while. He does pop into irc every third winter solstice though.
 

Gir

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Melobee got MIAed because of a woman? Whipped to the point of not wanting to return to his former BuF lifestyle? I cannot properly articulate the intensity of just how disturbing that is. Melobee.. what has become of you?

I wonder what drove Beerbaron to get a ban? He was just about the cutest little Beerbaron in the whole playpen. Not a cry cry cry baby like Deepershade.
 

Nemephosis

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IIRC BeerBaron lied about pretty much everything involving his life, got found out, changed his name to Cap'n Beeb and went on a snark fit like DeeperShade (although he wasn't as good at it.) I may have actually been around for his ban, but I'll be damned if I know for sure.
 

Lruce Bee

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/me wrestles down Peavey and rips down his undies so that his bare white sweet cheeks are all exposed. BillyBadAss then proceeds to plunge into Peavey's young tight anus as if Peavey was some kind of experienced whore. BBA finishes Peavey off with a cream pie that would shame Peter North. When BBA pulls out it looks like Peavey is all gaped and loose with that used look that is all the rage on the fist forums. Peavey then rolls over on his back and looks up at the night sky while lighting up a cigarette. As he exhaled his first drag, he reflects on what just happened to him and notices he feels no regret or anger. He is at peace with the world and his forever loose anus.

The End


If you read that and got a bonner you are gay, or Igoy. Don't be mad at your penis. It's not healthy.

LMFAO! - that is epic!
 

Al

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Melobee got MIAed because of a woman? Whipped to the point of not wanting to return to his former BuF lifestyle? I cannot properly articulate the intensity of just how disturbing that is. Melobee.. what has become of you?

He also had a son.