Weirdest E-Mail you Ever received

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[CD]Icedude

[CD]Icedude

Hurf da Durf
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fraghouse.beyondunreal.com
Earlier today i recieved this e-mail:

Dear Sir / Madam,

Please quote your best prices, availability and delivery time with approx. weight & dimensions for the following item/s.
Body Armor, Level IIIA ,Color : DK Brown
Designed specifically to allow maximum
Free movement for soldiers or special forces.
Front and rear pockets for SAPI Ballistic Place inserts.
Various pouches and magazine holders.
Adjust sizing straps. Removable neck protection collar
Full Side Protection
Lightweight composite materials.
Multi-Hit/Shot capability
(Armor piercing rounds included)
Size Small (Battalion Set - 50 each) -- 1950 units
Size Medium (Battalion Set - 172 each) -- 6708 units
Size Large (Battalion Set - 173 each) -- 6747 units
Size X-Large (Battalion Set - 55 each) -- 2145 units
Body Armor is to be delivered in Battalion sets of 450 as specified above. Partial shipment are allowed.

Thanks

[NAME AND COMPANY REMOVED]
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the thing is, i'm 15 years old and still go to school o_O

whats the weirdest e-mail you ever recieved?
 
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Kaligraphic

Kaligraphic

Charles leChaud is my hero
Oct 22, 2002
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Everywhere.
www.google.com
icedude, it's a trick. use a throwaway email to send them a quote:
"body armor, half off - you pick which half!" or something like that, and see if it doesn't get spammed.

(It's probably either misdirected, in which case you don't want people who buy body armor knowing your real email, or it's a spam confirmer, to determine whether your address is actually live.)
 
Kaligraphic

Kaligraphic

Charles leChaud is my hero
Oct 22, 2002
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Everywhere.
www.google.com
try the time traveler spam
Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment: I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

Latitude N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!! I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You

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