pretty funny you know when I used to play CS ohh bout a 2 yrs ago, here was the average convo vs. the ever so often newb attack:
Promagnum>: G take the corner Ill follow
g346>:yep
Promagnum>:G take the corner Ill lead
g346>: I said yep you tard
Darla joins the game>
Promagnum>: just checking
Killer435>:Hey darla you a chick
you hit the helmet
you hit the helmet
you hit the helmet
Darla>: Yes...
you hit the helmet
Promagnum>: G were the hell are you
you hit the helmet
g346>: Im dead
Killer435>: you want to go out with me?
Promagnum>: ****
Killer435>: come on I have a big dick
jason_mak>: dude dont talk like that to her
Promagnum>: hey uh guys, hate to ruin your pick up tactics but uh I need back up
jason_mak>: Darla dont listen to him, Im sure your tastes are much better then that
Promagnum>: well Im dead thanks guys.
Yep, what happens now I cant say really surprises me.