Yet another smackdown administered
This time to YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht (love the name
) of Jack Yulators gym
I won't post all of it - just a summary and the knockdowns/last round
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In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses fighting for Jack Yulaters2 out of Toronto, Canada is YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 150 pounds (68 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses fighting for RumpleForeskins House of Luuuuurve out of Bucks, United Kingdom is SuckMyThermos!!
ROUND 1
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 43 of 71 punches -- 7 power punches, 29 jabs, 7 rights. (107 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 15 of 34 punches -- 12 power punches, 0 jabs, 3 rights. (57 points)
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht won the round 10-9 by landing more punches.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht is winning the fight 10-9.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht doesn't need to rest. He has bleeding below his left eye.
SuckMyThermos doesn't need to rest.
ROUND 2
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 23 of 51 punches -- 4 power punches, 15 jabs, 4 rights. (58 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 15 of 32 punches -- 12 power punches, 0 jabs, 3 rights. (57 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-9 by stunning YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht.
ROUND 3
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 22 of 53 punches -- 4 power punches, 15 jabs, 3 rights. (55 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 13 of 30 punches -- 10 power punches, 1 jab, 2 rights. (48 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-9 by stunning YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht.
SuckMyThermos is winning the fight 29-28.
ROUND 4
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 17 of 52 punches -- 3 power punches, 11 jabs, 3 rights. (43 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 14 of 33 punches -- 10 power punches, 1 jab, 3 rights. (51 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-9 by stunning YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht.
SuckMyThermos is winning the fight 39-37.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht is obviously tired. He has swelling around his left eye. He has a cut below his left eye. He has bleeding below his right eye.
SuckMyThermos remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 15 of 48 punches -- 3 power punches, 9 jabs, 3 rights. (39 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 12 of 32 punches -- 10 power punches, 0 jabs, 2 rights. (46 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-9 by stunning YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht.
SuckMyThermos is winning the fight 49-46.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht is slowing down. He has swelling around his left eye. He has a cut below his left eye. He has bleeding below his right eye.
SuckMyThermos remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 9 of 36 punches -- 2 power punches, 5 jabs, 2 rights. (24 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 13 of 34 punches -- 10 power punches, 0 jabs, 3 rights. (49 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-9 by stunning YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht.
SuckMyThermos is winning the fight 59-55.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht is slowing down. He has his left eye badly swollen. He has a cut below his left eye. He has bleeding below his right eye.
SuckMyThermos grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7 - (Notice my funky "Bagpuss" script changing fighting styles)
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos traps his opponent against the ropes. (ropes)
...
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht fires a jab to the mouth, but he's off balance .
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SuckMyThermos strikes with an uppercut to the eye. YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht supports himself on the ropes! He's hurt!!!
SuckMyThermos takes charge with a sharp hook to the head.
SuckMyThermos throws a quick cross to the head.
...
...
SuckMyThermos charges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht hides behind his gloves .
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht launches a hook to the head, but SuckMyThermos slips it .
...
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SuckMyThermos tries a left to the head, but goes wide .
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SuckMyThermos lashes out with an uppercut to the nose, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht evades it .
SuckMyThermos hits YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht with a right hand to the face.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht annoys SuckMyThermos with a jab to the stomach.
...
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht reaches with a jab to the stomach, but it's short .
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SuckMyThermos throws a straight right to the head, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht covers himself well .
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht launches a sweeping right to the face, but SuckMyThermos ducks .
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht hits with a clean cross to the solar plexus.
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SuckMyThermos fires an uppercut to the face, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht ducks .
SuckMyThermos throws a jab to the mouth, but comes up empty .
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SuckMyThermos tags YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht with a jab to the chest.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht throws a right to the solar plexus, but falls short .
SuckMyThermos throws a cross to the chin.
SuckMyThermos lands a crashing uppercut and YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht is knocked off his feet!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht staggers to his feet and the fight goes on!
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...
...
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SuckMyThermos probes with a right to the chest, but goes wide .
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...
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SuckMyThermos lunges with a jab to the chin, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht evades it .
...
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YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht launches a jab to the solar plexus, but SuckMyThermos hides behind his gloves .
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SuckMyThermos reaches with an uppercut to the face, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht ducks .
BELL!
According to the Commentators:
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 8 of 31 punches -- 2 power punches, 4 jabs, 2 rights. (22 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 22 of 56 punches -- 8 power punches, 6 jabs, 8 rights. (68 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-8 for the knockdown.
SuckMyThermos is winning the fight 69-63.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht looks exhausted. He has his left eye closed from swelling. He has a cut below his left eye. He has bleeding below his right eye.
SuckMyThermos grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht thumps SuckMyThermos with a sharp hook to the ribs.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht fires a hook to the stomach, but SuckMyThermos slips it .
SuckMyThermos hits with a hook to the jaw. YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht covers up.
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SuckMyThermos reaches with a jab to the eye, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht ducks .
SuckMyThermos annoys YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht with a jab to the jaw.
...
...
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SuckMyThermos jars YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht with a big straight right to the jaw!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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SuckMyThermos reaches with an uppercut to the nose, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht blocks it .
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht tries a roundhouse to the head, but SuckMyThermos evades it .
SuckMyThermos throws a roundhouse to the eye. YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht seems wobbly!! It looks like he might go down..
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht reaches with a left to the temple, but SuckMyThermos ducks .
...
...
...
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht tries to land a sweeping right to the jaw, but SuckMyThermos covers up .
...
SuckMyThermos throws a quick roundhouse to the nose.
SuckMyThermos annoys YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht with a hook to the temple.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht sneers!
SuckMyThermos lands a sudden bomb and YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht falls to the canvas!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
He's out!!!
SuckMyThermos wins by a Knock Out!!
Time: 1:26
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht requires medical attention from his trainer. He has his left eye closed from swelling. He has a gash below his left eye. He has a serious cut below his right eye.
SuckMyThermos grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
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LOL - he didn't even leave a mark
Upcoming bouts
Heavyweight - Satanic Carebear vs Mayor Menino from the Whitey Bulger`s Pugilist Hideaway gym for $0 on Saturday, February 17.
Cruiserweight - Tinky Winky vs Sperm Whale from the Jack Yulaters2 gym for $0 on Friday, February 16.
Strawweight - MonkeyCustard Rank vs The Mad Bomber What Bombs At Midnight from the Sirus ultra fun land gym for $20 on Sunday, February 18.
This time to YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht (love the name
) of Jack Yulators gymI won't post all of it - just a summary and the knockdowns/last round
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In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses fighting for Jack Yulaters2 out of Toronto, Canada is YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 150 pounds (68 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses fighting for RumpleForeskins House of Luuuuurve out of Bucks, United Kingdom is SuckMyThermos!!
ROUND 1
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 43 of 71 punches -- 7 power punches, 29 jabs, 7 rights. (107 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 15 of 34 punches -- 12 power punches, 0 jabs, 3 rights. (57 points)
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht won the round 10-9 by landing more punches.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht is winning the fight 10-9.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht doesn't need to rest. He has bleeding below his left eye.
SuckMyThermos doesn't need to rest.
ROUND 2
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 23 of 51 punches -- 4 power punches, 15 jabs, 4 rights. (58 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 15 of 32 punches -- 12 power punches, 0 jabs, 3 rights. (57 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-9 by stunning YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht.
ROUND 3
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 22 of 53 punches -- 4 power punches, 15 jabs, 3 rights. (55 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 13 of 30 punches -- 10 power punches, 1 jab, 2 rights. (48 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-9 by stunning YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht.
SuckMyThermos is winning the fight 29-28.
ROUND 4
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 17 of 52 punches -- 3 power punches, 11 jabs, 3 rights. (43 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 14 of 33 punches -- 10 power punches, 1 jab, 3 rights. (51 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-9 by stunning YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht.
SuckMyThermos is winning the fight 39-37.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht is obviously tired. He has swelling around his left eye. He has a cut below his left eye. He has bleeding below his right eye.
SuckMyThermos remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 15 of 48 punches -- 3 power punches, 9 jabs, 3 rights. (39 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 12 of 32 punches -- 10 power punches, 0 jabs, 2 rights. (46 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-9 by stunning YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht.
SuckMyThermos is winning the fight 49-46.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht is slowing down. He has swelling around his left eye. He has a cut below his left eye. He has bleeding below his right eye.
SuckMyThermos remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos goes toe-to-toe.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 9 of 36 punches -- 2 power punches, 5 jabs, 2 rights. (24 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 13 of 34 punches -- 10 power punches, 0 jabs, 3 rights. (49 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-9 by stunning YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht.
SuckMyThermos is winning the fight 59-55.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht is slowing down. He has his left eye badly swollen. He has a cut below his left eye. He has bleeding below his right eye.
SuckMyThermos grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7 - (Notice my funky "Bagpuss" script changing fighting styles
)YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht comes out fighting.
SuckMyThermos traps his opponent against the ropes. (ropes)
...
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht fires a jab to the mouth, but he's off balance .
...
SuckMyThermos strikes with an uppercut to the eye. YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht supports himself on the ropes! He's hurt!!!
SuckMyThermos takes charge with a sharp hook to the head.
SuckMyThermos throws a quick cross to the head.
...
...
SuckMyThermos charges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht hides behind his gloves .
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht launches a hook to the head, but SuckMyThermos slips it .
...
...
SuckMyThermos tries a left to the head, but goes wide .
...
SuckMyThermos lashes out with an uppercut to the nose, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht evades it .
SuckMyThermos hits YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht with a right hand to the face.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht annoys SuckMyThermos with a jab to the stomach.
...
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht reaches with a jab to the stomach, but it's short .
...
SuckMyThermos throws a straight right to the head, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht covers himself well .
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht launches a sweeping right to the face, but SuckMyThermos ducks .
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht hits with a clean cross to the solar plexus.
...
SuckMyThermos fires an uppercut to the face, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht ducks .
SuckMyThermos throws a jab to the mouth, but comes up empty .
...
SuckMyThermos tags YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht with a jab to the chest.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht throws a right to the solar plexus, but falls short .
SuckMyThermos throws a cross to the chin.
SuckMyThermos lands a crashing uppercut and YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht is knocked off his feet!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht staggers to his feet and the fight goes on!
...
...
...
...
SuckMyThermos probes with a right to the chest, but goes wide .
...
...
...
SuckMyThermos lunges with a jab to the chin, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht evades it .
...
...
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht launches a jab to the solar plexus, but SuckMyThermos hides behind his gloves .
...
...
...
SuckMyThermos reaches with an uppercut to the face, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht ducks .
BELL!
According to the Commentators:
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht landed 8 of 31 punches -- 2 power punches, 4 jabs, 2 rights. (22 points)
SuckMyThermos landed 22 of 56 punches -- 8 power punches, 6 jabs, 8 rights. (68 points)
SuckMyThermos won the round 10-8 for the knockdown.
SuckMyThermos is winning the fight 69-63.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht looks exhausted. He has his left eye closed from swelling. He has a cut below his left eye. He has bleeding below his right eye.
SuckMyThermos grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht thumps SuckMyThermos with a sharp hook to the ribs.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht fires a hook to the stomach, but SuckMyThermos slips it .
SuckMyThermos hits with a hook to the jaw. YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht covers up.
...
...
SuckMyThermos reaches with a jab to the eye, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht ducks .
SuckMyThermos annoys YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht with a jab to the jaw.
...
...
...
SuckMyThermos jars YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht with a big straight right to the jaw!! The crowd is on its feet!!
...
SuckMyThermos reaches with an uppercut to the nose, but YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht blocks it .
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht tries a roundhouse to the head, but SuckMyThermos evades it .
SuckMyThermos throws a roundhouse to the eye. YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht seems wobbly!! It looks like he might go down..
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht reaches with a left to the temple, but SuckMyThermos ducks .
...
...
...
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht tries to land a sweeping right to the jaw, but SuckMyThermos covers up .
...
SuckMyThermos throws a quick roundhouse to the nose.
SuckMyThermos annoys YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht with a hook to the temple.
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht sneers!
SuckMyThermos lands a sudden bomb and YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht falls to the canvas!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
He's out!!!
SuckMyThermos wins by a Knock Out!!
Time: 1:26
YellowBelliedNumberFiveChickenSht requires medical attention from his trainer. He has his left eye closed from swelling. He has a gash below his left eye. He has a serious cut below his right eye.
SuckMyThermos grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
_____________________
LOL - he didn't even leave a mark
Upcoming bouts
Heavyweight - Satanic Carebear vs Mayor Menino from the Whitey Bulger`s Pugilist Hideaway gym for $0 on Saturday, February 17.
Cruiserweight - Tinky Winky vs Sperm Whale from the Jack Yulaters2 gym for $0 on Friday, February 16.
Strawweight - MonkeyCustard Rank vs The Mad Bomber What Bombs At Midnight from the Sirus ultra fun land gym for $20 on Sunday, February 18.
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